Reviews

31 reviews by phalange

Midnight Express

Smithville, TN

I'll be back next time I'm in town

I was in town, staying about 40 minutes south of Nashville. Location of this place was a long, boring drive away. Security guard patted me down just outside the door - nice guy,…

11 mos ago

Brass Bull

Newport, KY

Used to be Fun

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I went here a few years and had a great time. The girls hung all over you at the bar, and VIP room was hopping. Then I went a year ago and had…

1 yr ago

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Decent Time, Got Scammed Once

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went on a Sunday afternoon and stayed from about 2pm-5pm. At least 2-3 dozen ladies there, and probably only a dozen guys. There was no issue getting a girl's attention here. First lady (super-hot…

1 yr ago1

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Old Reliable; Getting Better

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The draw to this place is the $10 lappers (though they programmed the jukebox about a year ago to cut songs a bit short). It's easy to be back with one girl for half…

1 yr ago1

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Great Time and Great Value

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Daytime shift is a fun time. They’ve gotten a few new girls over the past few months, but for the most part you get the same crew most days. For the most part…

2 yrs ago1

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, KY

Not a Great First Visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon around 5:00 while driving through town. The location was hidden back off the road a little ways, so it was a little difficult to find, but there’s plenty…

3 yrs ago1

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, OH

Will happily drive on by in the future

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Dive bar on a country road, just outside a small town. No trouble parking in the lot to the left of the building Upon entering, the old barkeep lady hit me up for a $10…

4 yrs ago

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Ole Cheap and Reliable Day Shift with a couple new faces

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I go here once every few months, and this time was just as good previous visits. After you walk in and adjust to the lighting, there is the stage off to the right and…

4 yrs ago1

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Best dive bar around

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Showed up around noon on a Monday and was surprised to find 8 girls working. Number of guys went up and down over the few hours I was there, but was anywhere from 3…

4 yrs ago1

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, IN

Quaint, but Very Nice

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Went on a Thursday early afternoon and had a great time. There were 3 girls working. First one was a BBW I had no interest in watching, talking to, or otherwise getting near.…

6 yrs ago

Lux Views

Wilder, KY

bleh

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I came in with the intent of getting a VIP dance. Sat down at the bar and immediately started getting my legs rubbed by a 35-40 year old blonde. Within 10 seconds she…

8 yrs ago

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, PA

Good Experience

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Was in town and decided to spend a bit of money. Ended up getting a pair of lappers from a few different girls. First was a bagger but with the absolute hottest body…

8 yrs ago

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Pretty Good

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A lot of reviews here seem concerned with the dancers sticking with their regulars. I think it was there was a pretty typical amount of that going on, but I was put off a…

9 yrs ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Awesome Variety

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review is for two visits. One on a Monday night around 9:00, and then again the following day around lunch time. Was in town for business and chose a hotel within walking…

9 yrs ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

eh

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had high hopes for this place, but I wasn't all that impressed. There was probably an even number of guys and dancers there (25 or so of each), so I thought things were…

9 yrs ago

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, OH

Disappointed

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It's been a number of years before I rolled though town, but I always remember the clubs in this area being a lot of fun. I was expecting to have at least enjoy myself…

10 yrs ago

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, LA

Hot girls but pricey

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I visited this place twice recently, both on weeknights shortly after opening (~7:00ish), after landing at the airport. Both times the place was dead, but that is to be expected at this time of…

10 yrs ago

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, CO

I went here on a weeknight...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went here on a weeknight a few weeks ago while in town on business, probably from about 11 until 1. I've got to say, the girls here were easier and more fun to…

11 yrs ago

Lux Views

Wilder, KY

Got there just after opening a...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Got there just after opening a few weeks ago. I first sat at the bar and ordered a drink and ended up watching sports for about 20-30 minutes before leaving. A handful of…

12 yrs ago

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, KY

Stopped by after lunch a week...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped by after lunch a week or two ago. I've never been here, so I wasn't quite sure what to expect. The whole place was brighter than I was expecting. You could…

12 yrs ago

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, OH

As probably my favorite club in...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

As probably my favorite club in the area, I decided to stop by shortly after opening a week or two ago. Club is very laid back and dancers are never too pushy. While the lap…

12 yrs ago

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, OH

Got to the club around 7:00...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Got to the club around 7:00 and stayed for a few hours. There was a mix of ladies there, particularly when talking about their attitudes. I saw a couple of girls being extremely…

12 yrs ago

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, IN

I went Concepts on a weekend...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went Concepts on a weekend evening recently after not going for probably 6-12 months. Nothing too much changed. They only had one stage open, which I'm not used to on the weekends.…

13 yrs ago

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC

Gold Club is okay. The...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Gold Club is okay. The Thursday night I went, there were a handful of lookers, but it was difficult to get anyone's attention. There were probably twice as many guys as there were…

13 yrs ago

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, CO

Watch your stuff. The dancer showed me...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Watch your stuff. The dancer showed me to the room and explained the prices. 90 for 20 minutes, 105 for 30, 120 for 40, and I believe 150 for an hour. I chose the…

13 yrs ago