Will happily drive on by in the future

Dive bar on a country road, just outside a small town. No trouble parking in the lot to the left of the building

Upon entering, the old barkeep lady hit me up for a $10 cover. There’s no alcohol being served, so she just ends up in the back as quickly as she came out. There’s a stage in the center of the place, with a dozen and a half tables or so around it. Seems very typical of many other clubs, except the stage is not used at all.

Larger AA (not a BBW, but quite curvy) comes out and gives me the scoop on the place - floor dances are $5 per song when the girl agrees to them, but no touching is allowed out there. $25 per song in VIP plus whatever the girl negotiates. She was extremely nice and pleasant to talk to, but not my type at all. Got a $5 dance and it was pretty lame. She mentioned there was another girl in the back and she would send her out.