Reviews

23 reviews by magnus

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

Bare-ly enough patrons

I'm going to open with the 'ugly' - first seat I tried was wet and sticky. Not a good first impression. There were a few girls clearly more than OK, quite good looking actually but they…

10 yrs ago

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, FL

This used to be Foxy's or...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This used to be Foxy's or something similarly named - and a few years back I had a good time here. Not anymore, it's a disaster. Foxy's was a dive - it just was - but…

11 yrs ago

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Let me get the one negative...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Let me get the one negative out of the way - Like most clubs, they have the shot girl walking around and the dancers with customers are not allowed to say 'no' to a drink -…

11 yrs ago

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Came here with a few new...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Came here with a few new acquaintances after a Rays game and it was loud, packed, and collectively salivating over the tourists in town for the game. There seemed to be a bit of a…

11 yrs ago1

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, FL

Just over the bridge, easy to...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Just over the bridge, easy to find, right across the street from an aromatherapy joint. They certainly try to make it feel like a much more exclusive and high-end experience usually reserved for back across…

11 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Oz has changed a lot in...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Oz has changed a lot in recent months. The three biggest things to note are 1) they have ratcheted down nighttime "activities" in favor of opening them up during the earlier part of the day.…

12 yrs ago

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC

Lets get the indisputable out of...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Lets get the indisputable out of the way - this is a NICE club with NICE girls. Clean, well DJed, nice clientele, hardbody and curvy girls - whatever you want there. If you're rarely going…

12 yrs ago

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, OK

First off I must my physical...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

First off I must my physical rating is based not on the hardware but the cleanliness. This place was impeccably clean especially on a busy Friday night. I found it almost peculiar but it was…

12 yrs ago

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Cafe Risque has taken a long...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Cafe Risque has taken a long hard tumble and finally went over a cliff. Three CLEARLY pregnant dancers, food is worse than normal, tables and stools are all sticky now, bathrooms aren't nearly as clean…

12 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

It's been over two years since...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It's been over two years since I was here and it was pretty good then - it's gotten a bit better since. I noticed even though the layout and details had shifted a lot, the…

13 yrs ago

The Clubhouse

Dallas, TX

On travel, an unplanned pit-stop at...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

On travel, an unplanned pit-stop at this place. Wasn't sure what to expect and that was probably my first mistake. The club itself is well-kept in some areas and then smelly and torn apart in…

13 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, FL

It wouldn't be honest to say...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

It wouldn't be honest to say this was the most disgusting club I've ever been to but it was awfully close. It isn't all that rundown but it's nowhere close to well maintained. Pretty much…

13 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Toward the tail end of my...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Toward the tail end of my extended trip I came here two more times - and my judgement on the whole of "extras" has dramatically changed because of it. The quality of the club actually…

14 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Business trip, staying really close, and...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Business trip, staying really close, and decided to drop by on a whim. I was in a foul mood so I was worried I'd be a bit snappy but the afternoon girls were chatty and…

14 yrs ago

Dusk Til Dawn

Hudson, FL

This place is only if you...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This place is only if you want to get off with certainty with $2/3 bills. It can vary by girl and amount of time you're staying. And it also seems to host semi-private girls as…

14 yrs ago

Silks

Palm Harbor, FL

A local told me it was...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

A local told me it was definitely worth a visit and I'm going to question his judgement in all affairs now. It was barely OK in and rather torn up, it took three bar stools…

14 yrs ago

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, CT

This place has gone a long...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This place has gone a long way down since my last visit to CT. It certainly has done a lot with the renovations to clean things up, replace stools, etc. but the layout is a…

14 yrs ago

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

When I last visited about six...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

When I last visited about six months ago it was barely OK/tolerable. It seems either due to normal cycles (Football/Gator season) or management change of heart they've cleaned it up, repairs all over, and better…

14 yrs ago

Foxy

Port Richey, FL

Having come down for business and...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Having come down for business and having a generally rough week I decided to randomly drop by a place on 19. I chose well. Foxy is a smallish club and it's cramped but it's FULL…

15 yrs ago

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

I'm not entirely sure how this...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I'm not entirely sure how this place continues to do so well. And it must for all the ad space they've bought on the highways. The selection of girls varies wildly from week-to-week. The forced…

15 yrs ago

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, BC

Part of my twice annual Vancouver...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Part of my twice annual Vancouver visits and each time I cringe at the costs until I'm in a private dance. The regular shower shows have tapered off over the years but the girls are…

15 yrs ago

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, CT

Sweethearts during the early afternoons is...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Sweethearts during the early afternoons is short on girls but high on mileage. They have lost most of the Brazilians but the core is still hispanic and very competitive. Last visit was with Tatiana who…

15 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

This is a great value all-around...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a great value all-around for the girls and the drinks. It's hard not to have a good time and their is every type of girl on most every shift. The only thing that…

15 yrs ago