Comments by jjrocks
- discussion comment12 years agoDRUNK STRIPPER10inchesFloridaI always get at least 1 dance when a stripper is intoxicated. If the dance is bad, then you only lose a minimal amount of money. But a lot of times a fucked up dancer can give high quality (read dirty) dance. One of my ATFs had a pill popping problem and I had a 50/50 chance of getting a good dance from her when she was wasted. For example, one time she fell asleep mid-dance. She literally passed out. I had to pick her up and carry her over to the bouncers so they could deal with her. Another time she gave me the best, dirtiest dance of my life. It was like she thought we were in the VIP room instead of a lap dance booth. I thought I was getting kicked out for sure, but I wasn't going to stop her :)
- It's located in an industrial area,...review comment11 years agoI have NEVER seen a black girl at this place. EVER.
- Awesome place to go with your...review comment12 years agofake review
- Getting a Stripper's Numberarticle comment14 years agoLOL! I only made it about a 1/5th of the way through his article. "Now I'm not the most suave of the Don Juaners out there, but I seem to have a skill for attaining this most coveted phone number." Please, I was a bouncer at a Strip Club in Miami, those girls almost never go out with guys that go there while they're working. Your best bet is to get a job at the club, where you can actually talk to them as equals, or you can hit the gym and promise them them the time of their life if they let you take them home. It would be awesome if these girls meant the things they said, but the truth is they make money by making guys feel good, making them feel like they have a chance. The guy who wrote this article has been going home with 6 digit phone numbers and then decided he was the authority on picking up strippers. Thanks for the ridiculously long and ill-advised article.