Comments by tempest666 (page 4)

NVM, I think you got my co-worker covered. LOL. A variation of #4

Add the "Lifetime Movie-of-the-week" ailment/pity party. I work with this one who manages to have a new affliction every week. She's had breast cancer (which one customer sarcastically remarked "Don't you actually need tits to get that? It's called BREAST cancer, not 'nipple-and-rib' cancer")brain tumor, various allergic reactions to alleged odors. She even showed up to work in a surgical mask a la the late Michael Jackson. A coworker asked if she was positive for H1N1. She banks the shit out of unsuspecting customers.