Reviews

This is perhaps the dullest strip club on earth. Daytimes: typically 1 or maybe 2 customers, three or four dancers reading cellphones, stage dances as rare as mountain lions in COI, no girls circulating, mileage…

First visit in years; still a nice place with good dancers. Relatively high prices -- $24 admissiion + 2 drink minimum; $50 private dances. Stage dancers sweep up tips after each song, apparently to maximize…

Three visits in one review. All mid-week daytimes; all dead, dead, dead. Maybe 2 other customers max at any time. Maybe 2-4 dancers working floor, virtually no one on stage (even when…

A couple of visits over last two weeks, both good. Both midweek days had few customers, but 5-6 good quality dancers with a couple of good new faces each time. They've dumped most of…

Made my first visit about a week ago; not sure I'd return. Too few dancers (only 3) and none I found very attractive. But it was around 1-2 PM midweek, so maybe it gets better…

Made a couple of daytime visits, on a Monday (with $90 3-dance VIP special) and a Wednesday. Gotta say the dancers here are about the best I see at any nude, mileage-oriented club. Some…

Disappointing day at the Valley Rhino clubs; after finding La Perla stopped its dayshift, and before a visit to SRVN (see separate review), went to BZ. And found out they'd stopped the 3-for-$90 VIP room…

Last stop in my Valley Rhino tour, after LaPerla (now closed daytimes) and Blue Zebra (see separate review). SRVN always has the pick of the dancers; often some real stunners, and -- somewhat surprisingly given…

Hadn't visited this club since it opened, as I knew it could never duplicate the "magic" of its predecessor tenant Hawaii Theatre. But after a rare bad day at Synn, I checked it out.…

RIP-OFF ALERT! This club seems to have fell down the "bad management" hole of milking their customers and making the experience unnecessarily expensive and unpleasant. First clue: Daytime arrival before 2 PM was free in…

Not much change here, despite a few months away: attractive girls, nice setting, good prices, but average nude club mileage. I keep returning, thinking there's gotta be more that can be had; just what strip…

Sorta become a "regular" here, as it has been repeatedly providing what I like best in strip clubs: a good number & variety of girls, specials that give decent prices, regularly good mileage, & frequent…