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68 reviews by alkaholik

Body Shop

San Diego, CA

All nude club on stage, only...

All nude club on stage, only bikinis in lap dance rooms. The chicks are a mixed bag, some really cute, some okay, none that were blatantly not up to par. Had a nice time, if…

14 yrs ago

Pacers

San Diego, CA

Went on a Monday since since...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went on a Monday since since in town. Even though it was only 4:00, the place had a very nice number of dancers. Most of them were spinner types - thin built, athletic, and pretty.…

14 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

Eye kind of has it right...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Eye kind of has it right - although I would be willing to bet she is a dancer for Lappers. The reality is that the dancers at FF are hotter on average. There are a…

14 yrs ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Very fun place to hang out....

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Very fun place to hang out. Very hot dancers, especially at night. Went during the day and at night. Had a great time both times, although I found an older dancer who was not as…

14 yrs ago

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

I went on a Monday evening...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went on a Monday evening around 5:00 after flying in. Very close to the Airport, especially if you take the back road from the airport as opposed to the freeway. The place cost $5…

14 yrs ago

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

Went on a Wednesday evening about...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went on a Wednesday evening about 8:00. Club was nice on the inside. Entry was $20, little steep. The dances were $40 for a dance in a dance room - just large couches inside string…

14 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

Went on a Wed evening around...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went on a Wed evening around 7:00 and not many people there, 2 customers and 5 dancers. I saw a very cute dancer who smiled and made eye contact on the way to the dressing…

14 yrs ago

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, VA

Couldn't sleep when I landed in...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Couldn't sleep when I landed in Norfolk INT, so I decided to check out what my trusty TUSCL members had to say about the local attractions. My expectations weren't high went I went out after…

14 yrs ago

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, NC

I went there around opening time....

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went there around opening time. There were already dancers on the floor, dressed up. There mix was not bad, a couple 8's, three 5-6's, and I didn't really see any lower then that. I…

15 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

I went there a month or...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I went there a month or so ago, on a Thursday afternoon. This was one of a few clubs that were open on the block at this time (around 4:00). As I was walking down…

15 yrs ago

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, TX

The club is not much to...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

The club is not much to speak of. Clean, with tables and "VIP" which is really just raised booths behind the bar. Everything is open, no privacy. The dancers are mostly pretty rough, and out…

15 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, ID

This club definitely has some nice...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This club definitely has some nice talent. There are a couple of moderates looking girls, but the hot girls are just smoking. I don't know if they are student athletes, but there are some nice…

15 yrs ago

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, TX

This is one of my 100%...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This is one of my 100% clubs - meaning, I that is what I am looking for, I will find it 100% of the time at this club. It is a two story club. Warning…

16 yrs ago

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

This club is one of the...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club is one of the nicest I have ever been in. Not the biggest, but pretty big for outside of Vegas. It is decorated to look like a Hunting Lodge (thus the "Lodge"), it…

16 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, ID

Small club, very hot dancers (most...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Small club, very hot dancers (most are college students from BSU), good mix of dancers. Idaho has this weird thing about nudity. To see titties of any kind you have to go to one of…

16 yrs ago

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

One of a few all nude...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

One of a few all nude clubs in San Ant. Expect to pay $15-$25 for parking, "dance available" armband, and cover depending on time of day you come. Dancers are mixed bag, some hot, some…

16 yrs ago

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, TX

Very hot club. Not the hottest...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Very hot club. Not the hottest dancers, not the nicest looking club, and expect to pay $15-$30 in cover, parking, and "dance available" arm bands - but the dances are well worth it. Just like most…

16 yrs ago

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, TX

Best club in San Antonio for...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Best club in San Antonio for quality of dancers. The dollar value is not bad either for the time and contact with dancers. I had some really hot and friendly encounters with dancers here. Great…

16 yrs ago