Reviews by hump_my_leg_12346

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would take me. Door…

I had never visited the legendary Tootsies and had to check it out. People are right: this place is spacious and it felt about as safe as strip clubs could get during COVID. I parked…

Was curious in the age of COVID. After parking at a meter around the block, I walked down Hennepin Ave and into the Rhino. Minneapolis has been a bit dangerous lately so I kept my…

Got an Uber from Encore about 10am. Dropped off at the front door. They had changed the entry since the last time I was there so I was a bit confused. Entry on the left.…

This place is on Rice Street, right next to a thrift shop. You go in and it takes a minute for eyes to adjust. No cover during the day. As you walk in, there's a long…

I took a scooter from a Downtown hotel. I've never been to a BYOB establishment before and I must say that I liked it. When I got there the woman at the desk warned me and…

I walked from the Venetian so the doorman let me in for free without a cover. The first thing that happens if you go during the day is your eyes need to adjust the Sun.…

I got there about 9 pm. Immediately a woman approached me and asked me if I wanted a tour. I told her no I just like to get a drink and hang out for a…

I went to DT Cabaret last Tuesday for both the scenery and the $2 well drinks. I like to park at a 2nd Ave meter and walk. No parking 4-6 but I was there around…

Mettlers is a Mankato staple and has been around for years. It's right downtown and easy to get to. I arrived around 9:30. There's a long bar on the right as you walk in. On the…

I stopped by on a Sunday, which typically is pretty empty and I would expect a light crowd if anybody at all, but this was NCAA Final Four weekend so I thought there might be…

I came in as part of a tour of the block. Talent was all white and weak. Seems that there was no happy medium. (Either waify druggie or overweight. ) The place was dead. About half…

I had never been in a strip club that early in the day before, but my buddies were still sleeping and I was bored. I walk to the rhino which is a little past the…

It's been the best on the block for at least a year. Girls are better looking than surrounding clubs but are looking to have some fun. I got there and sat at the long bar. Bought…

Came here after striking out at Synn. Smallish place with a stage in the middle and a bar on the other side. Got a drink and sat down. The Rhino is known for its traveling…

I walk in. Within a minute, a hot latina with fake tits puts on the hard sell. I'm at the bar (on the right), with girls dancing on the middle stage. Booths all around the stage.…

Paid the cover and got my cranberry juice. When I walked in, one girl was super aggressive. I told her that I just got there and to relax. Stage is in the middle of the…

Got there at about 11:00pm and sat at the bar. Girls there are rarely lower than a 6 and this night was no exception - probably 7.5 average hotness. The place is always clean and…

Got there at about 11:00pm and sat at the bar. Girls there are rarely lower than a 6 and this night was no exception - probably 7.5 average hotness. The place is always clean and…

This place is pretty small. You walk in - there's a small stage on the right, bar just past that, and bathrooms/ld area on the left. I went to the bar and ordered a drink. A…

Websites I have been reading say that most of the fun went away from San Juan in 1998. Luckily, you can still have a little bit of fun at Frenchy's. I also believe that there…

Faced with a $10 cover + $15 na drink minimum, I asked the doorman how many girls were on. He said 10. There were 2. FML The first girl - white - had fake tits and…

First of all, a description of the club. As you walk in there is a bar on your right, some high top tables on your left, and if you keep walking the stage is…

After a couple of nights sifting through bbw and rob types, I hit paydirt. A light skinned girl with a perfect set of natural C tits got on stage. She danced and I tipped. She came…

I got there about 4pm and was looking for a girl north of 7 with big natural tits. Unfortunately, a couple of mediocre high volume dancers wanted to chit chat and cock block me from…