Articles by JohnSmith69

Since I first started going to strip clubs approximately 15-20 years ago, I estimate that I’ve had about 12,000 lap dances, with roughly 4,000 dancers, at approximately 65 different clubs around the country. Most of those dances blend together in an indistinguishable morass of hands, breasts, ass, and LDKs. For the most part, its difficult to remember…

I've been going to strip clubs regularly for about the last 20 years. I've been getting extras in the clubs for probably the last six or seven years. However, until last week, I had never done OTC (Outside the Club). There are several reasons for this, but the primary reason is simply one of timing. I go to…

<p>The following is my suggested criteria for what qualifies as the &quot;ultimate strip club.&quot; The criteria are meant to be restrictive, defining the very best available, so relatively few clubs will qualify. Suggestions for clubs that others have been to that meet these criteria are encouraged.</p> <p>1. The girls. Strip clubs are all about naked women, so obviously the quality…