How do you hook up when you're rich and fake-respectable?

Recent example of a very bad approach:

The only thing I can think of is, you have an associate under NDA. You'd have to agree to pay them something their whole life, so they wouldn't be tempted to rat you out. Your associate would run a personal trainer agency. You'd say you were interested a particular trainer, who was also under an NDA, with decent payments for life. Your associate would offer the trainer an attractive amount of money to be nude and securely blind-folded with an unknown person. You couldn't solicit prostitution, because I think NDAs aren't valid for anything illegal. Your associate would have to sneak the blind-folded trainer to somewhere you could sneak to, or go to without arousing suspicion. It's possible the trainer might tell you to stop touching her, or stop touching her in some particular way. You couldn't talk to her so she wouldn't know your voice.

It would be suspicious if the agency only hired trainers you found attractive. So you'd need some number of decoys. But even the decoys would need NDAs with lifetime payments, to avoid suspicion. No way to get busy with a woman who couldn't plausibly be employed as a personal trainer. Maybe many or most of you don't approach my level of creepiness, where you think you'd be good being with a blind-folded chick you couldn't speak to. You'd probably need to be in 9 figures of wealth or higher. Probably some trainers you hooked up with would spill the beans to someone they thought they could trust, or was around when they were drunk or something. So rumors would go around. Maybe a modern-day Gloria Steinem would get hired as a trainer.