Reviews by clowncar

Lapsus night club is now closed. It used to be located behind the Marriott Renaissance Jaragua. I never had the chance to visit this club, but it was open during my visit in mid 2011.…

First visit to this club, and it's my fave so far in FL. I was amazed at the number of dancers for a weeknight. I counted 29 when they all lined up for the 2…

Dancers and clientel are primarily black, though as a white guy I never felt out of place. As previous reviews have noted, this club is absolutely cavernous. This is also a late night place, and…

This is an update to my earlier review. I dropped in for another visit at about 4 pm and there were a few more girls than on the first visit. I had barely had a…

First visit to this club. I went there during lunch at about 12:30. The hostess gave me a ticket for a free lunch, which was a nice touch, but I had just eaten. I wandered…

This club is down kind of a dark narrow street, and it is best not to be walking down it alone. Better yet, take a cab. There were numerous shady characters on either side of…

This was my first visit to a strip club in South Florida. The good: gorgeous Florida hard bodies, excellent two-way full contact lap dances for $25 (you hands can really roam - boobs, ass, etc.)…

Pasties club, which kind of sucks. Worse still, there are no lap dances allowed. Still, the food is good, the dancers are friendly, and there are far worse places to spend a Saturday afternoon. The…

I was looking for a strip club in Lisbon, and this place turned up on an Internet search. Unfortunately, there is no strip show here. It is a nice club with a dance floor, but…

New in town and had to check it out. Basics: Pasties and thongs only. No lapdances, but some very nice looking ladies. Reasonable drink prices for a club. Food is rumored to be great, but…

Let me start by pointing out that I'm from Oregon, so I'm used to crappy air dances that aren't worth the money. But I was in DC for business and after reading the reviews decided…

I have visited Stars many times over the past 10 years or so, and I have to say that this is one of the nicest clubs in Oregon with some of the state's most beautiful…

I'm from OR, which has full bars and nudity, but I prefer the 'true grind' lap dances of WA (no touch in OR). And this place offers hot chicks and some of the best lap…