clowncar

Reviews by clowncar

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  10 years ago
  Lapsus Night Club

  Calle Ramon Caceres 19, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
  Lapsus night club is now closed....

  Lapsus night club is now closed. It used to be located behind the Marriott Renaissance Jaragua. I never had the chance to visit this club, but it was open during my visit in mid...
• review

  12 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  First visit to this club, and...

  First visit to this club, and it's my fave so far in FL. I was amazed at the number of dancers for a weeknight. I counted 29 when they all lined up for the...
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  12 years ago
  King Of Diamonds

  17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*
  Dancers and clientel are primarily black,...

  Dancers and clientel are primarily black, though as a white guy I never felt out of place. As previous reviews have noted, this club is absolutely cavernous. This is also a late night place,...
• review

  13 years ago
  Vegas Cabaret

  5428 N University Dr Lauderhill, FL 33319
  This is an update to my...

  This is an update to my earlier review. I dropped in for another visit at about 4 pm and there were a few more girls than on the first visit. I had barely had...
• review

  13 years ago
  Vegas Cabaret

  5428 N University Dr Lauderhill, FL 33319
  First visit to this club. I...

  First visit to this club. I went there during lunch at about 12:30. The hostess gave me a ticket for a free lunch, which was a nice touch, but I had just eaten. I...
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  13 years ago
  Palais Royale

  10 Ripon Rd, Kingston, Jamaica*
  This club is down kind of...

  This club is down kind of a dark narrow street, and it is best not to be walking down it alone. Better yet, take a cab. There were numerous shady characters on either side...
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  13 years ago
  Solid Gold

  3341 US-1, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33306, USA*
  This was my first visit to...

  This was my first visit to a strip club in South Florida. The good: gorgeous Florida hard bodies, excellent two-way full contact lap dances for $25 (you hands can really roam - boobs, ass,...
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  13 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
  Pasties club, which kind of sucks....

  Pasties club, which kind of sucks. Worse still, there are no lap dances allowed. Still, the food is good, the dancers are friendly, and there are far worse places to spend a Saturday afternoon....
• review

  14 years ago
  Hipopotamo

  Av. António Augusto de Aguiar 21C, 1069-413 Lisboa, Portugal
  I was looking for a strip...

  I was looking for a strip club in Lisbon, and this place turned up on an Internet search. Unfortunately, there is no strip show here. It is a nice club with a dance floor,...
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  14 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
  New in town and had to...

  New in town and had to check it out. Basics: Pasties and thongs only. No lapdances, but some very nice looking ladies. Reasonable drink prices for a club. Food is rumored to be great,...
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  15 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  11223 Old Baltimore Pike Beltsville, MD 20705
  Let me start by pointing out...

  Let me start by pointing out that I'm from Oregon, so I'm used to crappy air dances that aren't worth the money. But I was in DC for business and after reading the reviews...
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  15 years ago
  Stars Cabaret

  4575 SW Lombard Ave, Beaverton, OR 97005, USA*
  I have visited Stars many times...

  I have visited Stars many times over the past 10 years or so, and I have to say that this is one of the nicest clubs in Oregon with some of the state's most...
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  15 years ago
  Déjà Vu Tacoma

  8920 S Tacoma Way Lakewood, WA 98499
  I'm from OR, which has full...

  I'm from OR, which has full bars and nudity, but I prefer the 'true grind' lap dances of WA (no touch in OR). And this place offers hot chicks and some of the best...