Reviews

After a tough week at work, I went to check out Club Fantasies. Let me just say that it was well worth the drive.

First off, this is really two clubs in one. Right as you…

This is the only real game in town, and I'm happy to announce that things have improved. The pasties are gone, they seem to allow proper (full contact) lap dances now (this may vary from…

I stopped by here on a Friday night in the hopes of finding a decent club without having to drive too far. I arrived to find reasonable prices ($5 cover, forgot how much beers are…

I stopped in to see the amateur night show advertised on the club's website. It should be noted that they only stage 3 or 4 amateur girls for this, so the entire feature is done…

Loose lips freeze hips: somebody blabbed and the cops raided this place. Club is now operating under its original 1100 name. Dance prices have increased nine times inflation and we're getting little more than air…

Depending on what you are looking for, you'll either love or hate this place. If you want flashy stage shows, feature dancers, or alcohol, go somewhere else, as you won't find it here. But if…

OK, I TOFTT tonight big time. Even by New England standards, this is a horribly watered-down rendition of something possibly resembling a strip club. The building itself was OK, nice and big, but nothing special.…

I last came here a year ago and wasn't too impressed. I decided to give them another chance tonight hoping that things had improved. About 10 minutes into the night, it was clear that they…

This visit was ...interesting. The girls were mostly in the 5-7 range. Dances were bizarre and not that great. I'm getting the impression that the bad economy has resulted in a flurry of below-average girls…

This is a good club worth checking out if you're in the area. The club's shuttle service will pick you up from any address in State College for free. Once you get there, the first…

Wow, things have gone downhill... This place needs more girls, and fast. Sasha is gone, leaving only Peaches (the resident star) and a handful of new girls who aren't quite in tune with the stage-centric…

Lap dance junkies will enjoy the Downer immensely. Even on a Thursday night, there was a wide variety of girls to choose from. The dance mileage was the best I've had in a while (the…