nyteryder

It looks like your typical Portland neighborhood dive-bar strip club but was full of hipsters and lesbians rather than blue-collar locals. The place was packed, the music was loud and relentless, and there were maybe…

I got there around 11pm on a Friday night. The place was full. There were three stages going and all the dancers were young and eights or nines which is the best lineup I've seen…

The first two dancers on the main stage were complete whales maybe a three or maybe four if you like mammoth swinging jugs. I was ready to head out the door when the next girl…