Reviews by toddq

This place is an emotionless lap dance factory. The dancers spend 1-2 minutes sitting with you before moving on to the next customer if you don't want a dance right away. I felt…

I printed off a "free admission" coupon to this club off of stripclublist.com but found out you still have to pay a $5 charge at the door for a cup for a soft drink.…

Kahoots day shift caters to regulars and so it might take a few visits before the girls warm up to you. The night shift however the dancers go after any customer but they are…

Laid back, cheap drinks, but the dance prices are pricey at $35/song. The biggest weakness to this club is the dancer quality is pretty low. They can't seem to attract enough hot dancers…

I did a 2fer1 $35 VIP dance with blond Nikki and it was mostly air dancing. She was in her older 20s and acted very stuck up about this being a gentlemen's club and…

$20 cover charge for first time visitors on busy nights like a Friday or Saturday. I am fine with paying $20 to a place like Mons Venus but for Vanity? Give me a break!…

The $10-12 lap dance deal is good value and good contact but just beware they are addicting and I found myself buying 6 dances in a row. I am not complaining though I had…

The club now opens at 3 pm on saturdays unlike before when they only opened at 7pm although this is only temporary. The good news is that drinks are very cheap and no cover…

Bright pink looking building that is hard to miss. $10 lap dances and free cover charge (if you print off the free pass on their website) gave this club a high value rating. The…

The parking lot here is too cramped. My car got some scratches on it during my 1 hour visit to X that were not on there before so I recommend parking as far…

This is one of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to before. It only exists because it is the closest strip club to the Columbus, OH airport. It is nothing but a…

Very nice looking girls working at this club but I think they had too many eastern european/russian women working. I would guess between 40-50 dancers working. I agree with the post below me…

I came here at 2 PM and got a $10 lunch (includes soup or salad, entree & dessert) and a $8 drink plus a $2 tip. The club does not collect a cover charge until…

If Mons Venus is too crowded or busy then scarlett's is a nice alternative. There is a bit of privacy and the dance prices are better than over at Mons. The drain on…

This strip club is part of a chain and this would have to be the worst club of the chain in my opinion. The management is rude and arrogant and will interrupt your good…

This has a difficult location to find even with my GPS. I bought a lap dance and was disappointed. Too much air dancing and not enough grinding. The songs are also cut short, which…

Maxim magazine called this DC's best strip club so I decided to check it out while in town. It was nice here to see no lap dance selling and the tipping ranged from $1…

The only reason cover is $20 is because this is NY and they can get away with it. It is not worth it at all. Most of the dancers were russian or eastern…

The dancers here put a lot of effort into looking good for us...but they have fake personalities and some remind me of salesmen the way they are so down to business and pitching deals of…

The DJ here rocks. He plays long techno songs so a single lap dance can last over 5 minutes. The club does not serve food but they sometimes will order pizza or make popcorn.…

About 40 dancers working. This club seems to like quantity over quality as some of these girls would not even rate a 5 in my book. There were enough 8s to keep my…

Located in a very nice neighbor and reasonable prices on food and drinks. Nice dance stage with plenty of seats. They often have "buy one get one free" private dance specials. They…

They have customer appreciation night every third Thursday of the month and there is no cover charge and they have all the attractive girls working that night. Usually there is between 6-10 girls working…