Columbus Gold
5411 Bethel Sawmill Center Columbus, OH 43235

The club now opens at 3...

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toddq
Dec 5, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The club now opens at 3 pm on saturdays unlike before when they only opened at 7pm although this is only temporary. The good news is that drinks are very cheap and no cover until 7. The free food they give is alright and they have large screen televisions with captions so you can watch a football game and know what is going on. The only problem with coming before 7pm on Saturday is NO dancers on stage. There are still a couple of dancers who linger around the bar but no dancing or stage shows. Just booze and food. Then at 7 pm they start dancing on stage. Many dancers don't bother taking off their dress during their two song set. At 7 PM the cover charge goes up to $12 even though the feature dancer was not there yet. They did not know when she would show up but guessed it would be around 10 or 11. I stayed until around 10 and still no feature and still only about 5 dancers working and all 5 of them had stretch marks.

I enjoyed watching the Florida/Alabama and Texas/Neb games here but the strip club aspect of it was pathetic. No dancer here worth getting a lap dance from. Not to mention every single dancer tells you that the couch dances are not worth it and VIP is the only way to go. This will set you back $100 for a 3 song set. It is not private because a bouncer still will peek in on you once a song. The dancers also walk around expecting tips after their stage performance even when you are not sitting at stage. I told a dancer "I just got here" and she retorted "I don't fucking care just give me a fucking dollar" what white trash.

As long as the management here allows the dancers to treat the customers like shit, they are going downhill. The free food does not make up for the shitty customer service. Vanity and Kahoot's are nearby and both have hotter dancers and friendly service. They also need to learn the concept of upselling. Don't try to get some guy you never talked to before to drop $100 on your dance special. Let them buy you a drink or test drive you with a cheap dance option. It wouldn't be so bad if only 1 or 2 dancers were trying to rip you off with $100 dance special...but every single one tries it so I am sure the incompetent management pushes it on the dancers.

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