Reviews

21 reviews by longmerlin

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Bring cash and go VIP!

Sooooo, all the reviews are right: bring your money and have the time of your life.Got there around 3:30 on a Wednesday and was looking to party early>hey, I get up to be at work…

6 yrs ago1

Mile High Club

Humble, TX

Yes, you should go here

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Okay, so it is close to the airport, just off Will Clayton and the freeway. Easy access to I-69 Southbound when leaving via feeder road. Decent parking lot out front. Admission seven dollars at door…

6 yrs ago

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, TX

A great solid club with a few high performers

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Went during Happy Hour, 4-8 evenings, seven dollar entry fee. Beers were five dollars, jack & coke was $4.75 so not too expensive. Club has been open at this location a long time. Lots of…

7 yrs ago

Sunset Strip

Houston, TX

Great for Friday Afternoon.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Visited on a Friday afternoon, just because I happened to be on this side of town. Big parking lot in front of business just off feeder. Admittance was five dollars, and then the fun began.…

7 yrs ago

Chasers

Houston, TX

So you want a great Saturday afternoon?

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Weather has been lousy in Texas, lots of rain and overcast. Went here just after lunch, to find out free hot wings on Friday but making some now on Saturday and also free with fries.…

7 yrs ago

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, TX

So you want a reason to go to Beaumont?

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

If you've been sent to work in Beaumont, you gotta wonder what else there is to do in town. Answer: not much. But this club helps. Gave it a try on a weekday night, arriving around…

8 yrs ago

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, TX

Great expensive time on a Friday afternoon.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Dropped a friend off at IAH airport and stopped here to see if the reviews were true. Tip: check the traffic on Beltway 8, it's under heavy construction just east of the club and traffic…

8 yrs ago

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, TX

Okay, this is NOT in Houston...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Okay, this is NOT in Houston so no silly pasties and you can smoke anytime, so it's a good pub to visit. All the girls are attractive, no fatties in the bunch. Lots of…

11 yrs ago

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, TX

Okay, so this is a report...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Okay, so this is a report for the early afternoon shift. Which is (as of Feb 2014) only on Fridays. Not enough traffic the other weekdays to open before 4 pm. And who is there…

12 yrs ago

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, TX

This is a place to go...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is a place to go if you want your money to go a long way. The girls are great at showing you a good time for the dances. You have to pace them or…

12 yrs ago

Chasers

Houston, TX

I keep coming back here. Why?...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I keep coming back here. Why? Because the location and the prices are right. All Houston clubs are non-smoking now. At least this one has a back porch you can go to and take a…

13 yrs ago

Show Palace

South Houston, TX

Okay, okay, I've gone here many...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Okay, okay, I've gone here many times, usually on my way to other clubs. This huge club, when it first opened, had cars lined up and down the street. Now it just has a huge…

13 yrs ago

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, TX

First of all, the name has...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First of all, the name has changed: Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club. Lipstick's burned but not down: an electrical fire in the outer walls took the place out of business for six months. They re-did the…

14 yrs ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Legs, legs, legs! And breasts, breasts,...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Legs, legs, legs! And breasts, breasts, breasts! That's why we go here. Or maybe you were driving from Galveston to downtown Houston and stopped here, just short. Easy access from 45 headed north. You will…

14 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the Gulf Freeway so easy to find, you just have to be quick to turn into the small entrance that spreads out into a large lot. Security is there so…

14 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

Ok, wow, where else does the...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Ok, wow, where else does the party start so early in the day?? Go here on a Friday for lunch and let the weekend begin! Best kept 'secret' in Houston. OK, it's out of town…

15 yrs ago

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, TX

This place is always the first...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This place is always the first one your friends suggest you all meet up at when you go out after work. And that's the problem: if you want to stay anonymous then this isn't the…

16 yrs ago

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, TX

This place has a lot going...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This place has a lot going for it: parking and renovations. It's out of the way, just south of Kemah. Used to be a regular stop of mine before Hurricane Ike. I like to drink,…

16 yrs ago

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, TX

More dancers than customers here at...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

More dancers than customers here at 7PM. And the girls are really gorgeous!! Long hair is in and there any many beautiful dancers. Don't get here early if you smoke; no smoking till after 4:30…

17 yrs ago

Sonny's BYOB

Robinson, TX

Nice building. New after burned down,...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Nice building. New after burned down, I've heard. In the middle of nowhere, but right next to a major highway so easy to get to. BYOB so save money there. Ice chest to keep it cold…

18 yrs ago

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

Always visited in the afternoon. Great...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Always visited in the afternoon. Great to have a place open at that time. No smoking till 4:30 PM, so frequent outside trips for me. Few regulars there are very possessive of their customers. Beautiful…

18 yrs ago