Ok, wow, where else does the...

Ok, wow, where else does the party start so early in the day?? Go here on a Friday for lunch and let the weekend begin! Best kept 'secret' in Houston. OK, it's out of town but convenient to the Hardy Toll Road. You keep thinking you're lost till you get there with nothing else around. Over the tracks and through the woods, but this ain't Grandma's house.

Big safe parking lot that's patrolled. Every time I'm there some hottie pulls up, parks, and goes inside. What are you waiting for? Check-in is a bit of a drag; have to make it empty-pocketed through a metal detector. Open the doors and you're surrounded by waitresses. Let one find you a table and get a drink or it might be a while before you get served. Downstairs is hopping. Upstairs is quiet (days) and a place to take cell phone calls.

The rest is up to you. Three stages and girls everywhere. You can say no, but who'd want to? Dances take place in private rooms. You can tell from the first one how good it's going to be. Don't hope for more or you'll lose a lot of money, fast. This is a great place to come and look a long, long time.