perfect_gentleman

The most effective line I ever had was the honest truth: "You in town for business?" "No, for a funeral. My best friend from high school's mother. I was a pallbearer. Have you ever been a pallbearer..?" Now it's pretty unlikely that anyone would use this hundred-pound pixie as a pallbearer, so I felt a little stupid after asking that, but I was genuinely grieving, 3/4 drunk, and stumbling for comfort. I found it -- sweetie hung around in my lap long after I'd run out of money, and we had a pretty good time.

I'd like to add that fishnets are awesome.

Hell, I don't always love my job either. Just because it doesn't disgust my daddy doesn't mean I'm not being exploited. At least a stripper's lousy job gives us something beautiful to look at (etc.), which imo makes the world a more beautiful place. I also strive to make the world a beautiful place, but I don't get much opportunity to do so on the job. But I very much want to encourage that sort of behavior! Throwing around some money seems to do the trick, and usually makes everyone feel a little better.

<div style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; ">&nbsp;I went once... &nbsp;pretty funny scene. &nbsp;It's in the basement of a small, lively Turkish restaurant, so you have to wiggle through the&nbsp;crowded&nbsp;tables full of food and hookahs, and past the band and the belly dancers, and down the stairs. &nbsp;Inside there's about a half dozen &quot;rooms&quot; with couches, divided up by shabby hanging bedsheets. &nbsp;It looks a little like a cross between a 7-year-old's couch fortress and a 13-year-old's haunted house.<br /> <br /> I was the only customer and the three dancers (in the 6 to 7 range... the belly dancers upstairs were hotter!) were bored stiff. &nbsp;The host&nbsp;apologized for the underwhelming scene and waived the cover. &nbsp;The dances are $25 with only nominal attention to rules and song length. &nbsp;I would presume that everything's negotiable, and there was even hint of a bedroom available somewhere upstairs.<br /> <br /> I spent about $200 and had a great time, and left the girls a little happier as well. &nbsp;Overall fun and I might do it again, but if the cover had not been waived I would have felt like it was a scam. &nbsp;It also felt like if there WAS any kind of crowd, it would have been pretty awkward, because there's not much room to move around or sit &amp; chat.<br /> <br /> Definitely not HLDC caliber. &nbsp;I wish I knew someplace that was.</div>