Reviews by Burgerman

Showgirls finally got rid of the stupidest most annoying pussy bouncer (Dennis) ever. Now whoever they get will be an improvement. Star got banned for 30 days and that is a shame because she is…

$as usual the Playpen aka "Pigpen" made me smile. It takes so little to please me these days I guess, but dollar for dollar the Playpen is a good value. There are always pretty (if…

Had been to Louies once before long ago. Nice enough place but very strange layout. The wall behind the bar is so close you have to brush by people to walk through and that is…

If they aren't going to be open on Monday that's fine as a lot of Clubs aren't, but they should take down the sign that says they are open on Mondays at least. The atm…

Finally made my way to Bobby's. Read Lennie's review and wanted to meet "Angela" who also calls herself "Angie" or so she says. Lennie, if you are reading is "Angela" an older hot long black-haired…

I have read so much about Carl's I almost felt like I knew the place even before I finally went. The "Police" in black t-shirts outside are a definite distraction. I don't know what their…

Been toi Elliott's sever times and each time is a new disappointment. They watch you like a hawk and everything is on video surveillance--I wouldn't even be surprised if they have them in the bathrooms.…

The Playpen is certainly a different kind of place than Scores across the street. The women are older and less attractive BUT having said that I would choose the Playpen over Scores any day (or…

There is only one strip club in Galesburg. It has changed names and owners many times since it opened. At one time it was not worth going to at all for many reasons--pasties had to…

Showgirls has definitely improved under the new ownership. The girls are friendly for the most part. Sybil is hot. There is always plenty of parking. The new website is a nice touch and a…