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Nice club. Looks bigger on the outside. They charge you for parking: self $3; VIP $10. You'd be lucky to find a self parking spot. They did not charge me cover, don't know if its…

Somewhere in other reviews I think I read this being described as a neighborhood bar/club. Well this must be a very expensive neighborhood then. I could spot at least one Lamborghini, one Ferrari, two Maserati,…

From the outside this club is probably as big as a Costco warehouse if not bigger. As you the have a big well lit parking lot and I did see 2 cop cars there. Inside,…

To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF. The guy at the door shameless charged $5 for the crap of place. No…

This is absolutely the best club in Miami that I've been to so far. Paid $3 for parking (why?) and $5 cover. The place was flooded with beautiful faces and figures. Its not as high…

Parking really sucks here! I had to drive around twice to figure it out and then find a spot. BTW they have free valet (which I later found out). The club is in bit of…

In Miami for work. Though of exploring a few clubs. This was the first. They have decent and safe parking, small though. Frisked (metal detector) on entry. $5 cover. As you enter, there is a…

I went to this club with better hopes but returned disappointed. Bad night maybe. Small club, small parking lot. Cover was $16 (yes, sixteen). Must have been around 8-10 dancers there. I could only find…

This just became my new favorite club in NJ. I wish I'd gone there before. Passed 35 Club and Black Betty on my way here but I was looking to visit this one. Little trick…

Located in semi industrial area. They have their fenced parking, well lit. It's safe. It has a warehouse appeal to it (perhaps because it is a warehouse converted to club). Cover $5. One large stage…

This place was busy for a Wednesday night. Had to spend a few minutes looking for place to park. The club is on a dead end of Hart St. Cover $5. Pat down .. I…

Attitude - that's where this club is a winner. It's not the biggest, brightest club nor does it have the best dancers you'd see. But the dancers here have one of the best attitudes. Or…

Consider it as Costco of Strip Clubs. It's huge, with 2 floors, 3 bars (on 1st floor alone), restaurant (but why eat in there when you can at one of the bars with a view!).…

For a Friday night I was expecting more action. I came in around 12:30 am. The crowd started to pick around 2am. That was new for me. But that's Miami. People likely started coming in…

I was passing through the area and decided to visit PH since I've not been there in a while. It was pleasant as usual. I saw some new faces and some old (with old tag…

I visited this place on late Friday afternoon. You'd see from clunker to beemers in the parking lot. I was surprised myself. It is in a bit rundown area of the town but not unsafe.…

This is a pasties club. I went there after over 2 years. It's changed. First, it looks bit more run down. It was almost empty for a Saturday evening (very unexpected). I remember seeing a…

Went late afternoon. About 10 or so dancers working (including the famous Erica). No cover when I entered, not sure if they started it later in the day. Honestly, it a decent joint which happens…

Oh this is a nice club. My first time here and I think I will certainly return. This is on the posh side of things. Clean restroom with attendant types. Dancer's drinks prices are same…

Okay, so where is the strip club? I went on Saturday night around 12:30. It's in a strip mall. It was almost half full (the parking lot) and there was sufficient cops presence. I did…

I entered on a Thursday night a little before midnight. There were maybe around 4 other guests and total of 5 dancers. The place did not have a feel to it. There was a standard…

I wanted to try this place when it's at it's peak. I was there till 3:30am and the place was still rocking. I reached a little after midnight hoping to catch some Fuego action. This…

I went to this club late. Around 1am and there were still cars parked out. But it belonged to people in the swingers club. The club is open till 5 am. As you enter, the…

I was at LFHC last Sunday after almost 1.5 years. It has certainly changed (for good). There weren't many patrons when I entered around 10pm (and it being a Sunday). There must have been around…

I went to this club on (post Irene) Sunday. Probably bad choice of day. I easily found a parking spot in front of the club. Since I arrive around 10:30, cover was $20. So as…