Reviews by unlisted

This is a new club. Started Jan 2013. So it's neat and clean, well appointed, no torn upholstery. Dancers were average from 5-7. The LD are done way in the corner where they have line…

Somewhere in other reviews I think I read this being described as a neighborhood bar/club. Well this must be a very expensive neighborhood then. I could spot at least one Lamborghini, one Ferrari, two Maserati,…

From the outside this club is probably as big as a Costco warehouse if not bigger. As you the have a big well lit parking lot and I did see 2 cop cars there. Inside,…

This is absolutely the best club in Miami that I've been to so far. Paid $3 for parking (why?) and $5 cover. The place was flooded with beautiful faces and figures. Its not as high…

To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF. The guy at the door shameless charged $5 for the crap of place. No…

In Miami for work. Though of exploring a few clubs. This was the first. They have decent and safe parking, small though. Frisked (metal detector) on entry. $5 cover. As you enter, there is a…

Parking really sucks here! I had to drive around twice to figure it out and then find a spot. BTW they have free valet (which I later found out). The club is in bit of…

This just became my new favorite club in NJ. I wish I'd gone there before. Passed 35 Club and Black Betty on my way here but I was looking to visit this one. Little trick…

I went to this club with better hopes but returned disappointed. Bad night maybe. Small club, small parking lot. Cover was $16 (yes, sixteen). Must have been around 8-10 dancers there. I could only find…

This place was busy for a Wednesday night. Had to spend a few minutes looking for place to park. The club is on a dead end of Hart St. Cover $5. Pat down .. I…

Located in semi industrial area. They have their fenced parking, well lit. It's safe. It has a warehouse appeal to it (perhaps because it is a warehouse converted to club). Cover $5. One large stage…

Attitude - that's where this club is a winner. It's not the biggest, brightest club nor does it have the best dancers you'd see. But the dancers here have one of the best attitudes. Or…

For a Friday night I was expecting more action. I came in around 12:30 am. The crowd started to pick around 2am. That was new for me. But that's Miami. People likely started coming in…

Consider it as Costco of Strip Clubs. It's huge, with 2 floors, 3 bars (on 1st floor alone), restaurant (but why eat in there when you can at one of the bars with a view!).…

I visited this place on late Friday afternoon. You'd see from clunker to beemers in the parking lot. I was surprised myself. It is in a bit rundown area of the town but not unsafe.…

I was passing through the area and decided to visit PH since I've not been there in a while. It was pleasant as usual. I saw some new faces and some old (with old tag…

This is a pasties club. I went there after over 2 years. It's changed. First, it looks bit more run down. It was almost empty for a Saturday evening (very unexpected). I remember seeing a…

Went late afternoon. About 10 or so dancers working (including the famous Erica). No cover when I entered, not sure if they started it later in the day. Honestly, it a decent joint which happens…

Oh this is a nice club. My first time here and I think I will certainly return. This is on the posh side of things. Clean restroom with attendant types. Dancer's drinks prices are same…

Okay, so where is the strip club? I went on Saturday night around 12:30. It's in a strip mall. It was almost half full (the parking lot) and there was sufficient cops presence. I did…

I entered on a Thursday night a little before midnight. There were maybe around 4 other guests and total of 5 dancers. The place did not have a feel to it. There was a standard…

I wanted to try this place when it's at it's peak. I was there till 3:30am and the place was still rocking. I reached a little after midnight hoping to catch some Fuego action. This…

I went to this club late. Around 1am and there were still cars parked out. But it belonged to people in the swingers club. The club is open till 5 am. As you enter, the…

I was at LFHC last Sunday after almost 1.5 years. It has certainly changed (for good). There weren't many patrons when I entered around 10pm (and it being a Sunday). There must have been around…

I went to this club on (post Irene) Sunday. Probably bad choice of day. I easily found a parking spot in front of the club. Since I arrive around 10:30, cover was $20. So as…