Posts by crazyjoe

Imagine getting your face pummeled by a big set of knockers

Did you ever wait so long for a dancer that your ass fell asleep? Did everyone hear it snoring?

Here is the New and improved System If You've Only Got A Moustache - A Million W…: http://youtu.be/LJKZnk8OIXo

I went to KFC today. The employees there were talking about some 400 pound customer with sausage fingers that came in earlier. When I went to wash my hands the restroom floor was sticky. God dammit…

I had the Samsung Galaxy s3 for the last two years. That was the best phone I have had ever. Unfortunately the charging port got worn out and it would not charge anymore. I supposedly…

Have you ever gotten the type of handjob from a stripper where she massages your hand then asks how was the handjob?

I went to the club this afternoon and saw this 400 pound white guy talking shit and throwing dollar bills. He was wearing pink booty shorts that said juicy on the ass. The shorts were…

The other day students from East High School in Denver walked out of class and protested this decision while 4 police officers got hit by a car while doing crowd control and protesters cheered. Three…

You keep talking about tampons up your ass to prevent leakage. Then you talk about bad girls make your dick fall off. Did your dick fall off? Is your dick what you have up your…