Reviews by nicepants

A converted old theater, 20 entrance free, a FIXED BATHROOM (yeah!) with a large stage and a perpendicular runway with three rows of seats on each side of the runway. Dancers do two...

So, stopped by around 1:00, paid the $5 cover at the cash register right at the door. Only two other customers in the club, one getting a private dance, one sitting at the...

Tuesdays, 2-4-1 $25 topless high two-way contact lap dances from beautiful dancers. Biggest "change" in recent times - they are advertising in the local alternative mythical bird weekly adult section again, at least for the...

Only a quick visit, wristband wednesday so there was a cover, but it got you unlimited visits to the private dance room, and a drink (non-alcoholic), so I grabbed a water and sat alone...

Sunday night visit, so no cover and two nude lap dances for $35 special. Several couples were scattered throughout the club, and also three women sitting together at the stage tipping generously and...

Gave them another chance on a relatively short evening visit. The outside is unchanged. $5 to get in, and a one drink (non-alcoholic) minimum, I bought a bottle of water. Inside they have...

OK, really, I've been to lots of clubs around the US. And this one continues to surprise. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday is 2 dances/$35. It's not just a great Mass club, it...

Over the Fourth of July weekend 2011, the club is closed as a movie set. It's currently got a HUGE gaudy neon sign and is temporarily "Classy Rick's Bacon & Leggs." Unless it ends...

Mondays, no cover (downstairs or upstairs), 2-4-1 $25 topless (mostly) dances, beautiful fit dancers, and high two-way contact. Even three dollar domestic beer. What's not to like? So, the physical setup remains the...

The 2-4-35 is down to Sunday and Monday, but still the best club in Mass that I've found. The U shaped stage has seats inside and outside, dancers do two dance sets during the afternoon....

A good cheap no-touch alternative in San Francisco, with the added twists of funky cooperative management, unionized, and quirky dancers. Arrived early afternoon, so the booths were still clean. Peep show style setup, bill...

Lots of changes - first, posters up that Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays are 2 for 35. Bracelets are down to $5. Second, the private dance area has been renovated, and renovated well. Still...

Stopped by later in the afteroon, and still not enough dancers in the house. The parking lot might have a couple of more winters left to it, but once you get past navigating...

Still more changes. The private dance area in the back is closed right now, gutted and undergoing renovation. So private dances are in the room usually only open on weekend evenings, the...

A few more changes at Mario's Showplace. The biggest first, dances are now $25 a song, but the songs are longer at 3 1/2 minutes, and some dancers seem to put more effort...

Probably a case of too early, but still, got there well after opening. 2 dancers. Walked in from the sunny day and it took my eyes a while to get used to the very...

What do you call a dancer who catches up to a customer to say "you've tipped me way too much," and gives you back your money? A dancer with a repeat customer. The club...

Two for one lap dances monday through friday days, which for an afternooner is great news. Other changes, the DJ is louder, more intrusive and more DJ'y than in the past, and seems the songs...

Rarely if ever hit clubs late late at night, but weather delays kept me from reaching Atlanta until after midnight. The joint was hopping, *NO* chairs available except for stage side. Three...

Privacy? At Mons Venus? I'm not sure if it was the great weather after so much awful weather, the Red Sox getting swept by the Rays, or what, but NOBODY was in...

Great place for nude afternoon laps. Biggest change, the signs in the private dance area are gone. Took a seat at the u-shaped stage, got a beer, and watched several pretty dancers go through...

Twenty dollar nude laps, a well maintained club much closer than the Providence clubs, no worries about having to explain MY rules to the dancers, not much not to like. Most recent visit was about...

Two-for-one on a monday afternoon. Signs up now that lap dances are 2 for 25 (customary price had been 2 for 20). So, slight increase in dance prices. But, before 2:00 you can...

The theater setup here is different. A large front stage, with a high runway out into the audience. Tipping at the front row may get a mini-lap dance stage side - or...