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Reviews by nicepants

  • review
    4 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Winter time.....
    VIP is over the top expensive, 80 house, 100 to the dancer, plus tip, for 15 minutes. Lap dances are 25/song, 10 to the house, 15 to the dancer. While out in the middle of nowhere,...
  • review
    4 years ago
    Lamplighter II
    187 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604
    Beyond Quiet
    Decided to give this another try. It’s a small dive bar. Walked in, nobody dancing on stage, one bartender, one other customer at the bar. No dancers anywhere? During the day no cover, so sat...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    No more naked dancer sprints?
    So, it’s been a while since I’ve been here, so wanted to highlight an apparent big change. What hasn’t changed, waiting for a song to start before you can enter the private dance area. So...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Good, but expensive
    Positives - great assortment of dancers, not all alike. Great assortment of beers on tap, served by a friendly very attractive bartender. U-shaped stage with seats inside and outside, dancers do three dance sets,...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Visiting less often....
    So, with the price increase I have indeed been going less often. Still the goto club in Massachusetts. Yes it’s barely in MA. Lapdance prices are 25 per dance, 10 for the club, but only 15...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Lamplighter II
    187 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604
    Saved by stage call
    So, it’s less of a dive than the place up the street. Lap dances are only 20. BUT.... There were only four dancers in the club, bartender, dj, and three patrons. We were out numbered two-to-one. Came...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Expensive
    Good club, still great dancers, but club fees (club gets 10 per dance, club gets 80 for 15 minute VIP) out of ballance with what dancers take home (dancer gets 15 per dance, ...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Desire
    1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
    Good visit
    Relaxing afternoon so with some time to spend rather than a quick stop helped to mitigate that this is a regulars place. Two square bars with with attractive bartenders, no drafts but good beers anyway....
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Fun, but pricey....
    Still a great place, but.... 25 lap dances (10 to the house, but still 15 to the dancer). Champagne Room 170/15 minutes. (70 to the house, but still 100 to the dancer) But, the club is all...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Desire
    1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
    Rare visit
    I don’t get down to Providence often enough, so will never break into the “regulars” scene here. However, there are lots of attractive dancers of all types, so I’ve always found multiple dancers who...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Damn traffic
    So, had a mid-afternoon appointment not that nearby, and decided to swing by the club before dinner. Biggest negative was horrible traffic, so by the time I arrived some of the older customers were...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Good afternoon destination
    Way off by its lonesome, but worth the trip. But while no other clubs are nearby, rarely feel the need to go down the street to another club. Arrived shortly after opening, a dancer doing...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Morning Visit
    The club opened at 9:00am for breakfast, I had some errands to run so got there at 10:30ish. The joint was hopping, just like a normal afternoon/evening. Dancers arriving for breakfast time could leave early...
  • review
    7 years ago
    229 Centerfolds
    229 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604
    Quiet
    I won’t say anything about the parking lot or the bathroom other than I didn’t flat a tire on one of the potholes and the bathroom (and the rest of the club) didn’t smell. Not...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mac's Two Lounge
    176 Boston Rd North Billerica, MA 01862
    Not crowded
    About 1:00 and not many cars in the parking lot. Go inside, and there’s the DJ/“bartender” and a couple of dancers, nobody on stage sitting at the stage. Take a chance, pay the cover,...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Still my goto in MA.
    Positive - hot dancers, mix of familiar faces and new faces, plus high contact RI-style lap dances in MA for 20/dance. Negative - way off by it’s lonesome, so alternatives that are “close” are in...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Late afternoon visit
    It's a schlep, it's all alone. On the MA/CT border on I395 exit 1 Webster "Thompson Court" as the GPS gets it wrong exit. However, it's worth the trip. So much so that long ago...
  • review
    7 years ago
    229 Centerfolds
    229 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604
    Beyond dive
    Outside the parking lot is a mess of holes, now the holes have holes. Inside needs cleaning. Plumbing needs plumbing. I drink cheap beer in bottles - forget about the glasses. Glancing around the room...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Lunchtime
    Early afternoon visit, first hour of opening. Always impressess me that the day shift here is punctual. No sitting in a dark club with a bartender waiting for the first dancer to emerge from...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    MA/CT border, worth the trip
    Late afternoon visit, a bit of a schlep, off by itself, so the hit-or-miss fear is real here. But I've always found dancers that I'd like to spend time with, and have always enjoyed...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mac's Two Lounge
    176 Boston Rd North Billerica, MA 01862
    If you are in the area...
    If you are in the area - I happend to be passing by - a good place for a quick afternoon stop. Three dancers all attractive. Good lighting, good stage shows, a few customers tipping...
  • review
    8 years ago
    229 Centerfolds
    229 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604
    So, have to always start out...
    So, have to always start out with this place is a dive. Outside (parking lot is a mess of holes) to inside (restroom is functional-ish). I wouldn't eat food here, and wouldn't drink anything...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Mac's Two Lounge
    176 Boston Rd North Billerica, MA 01862
    So, a rare visit. Good points...
    So, a rare visit. Good points - three of the four dancers were my type - 30ish fit natural, two with minor tatoos one with lots of tatoos (but quite well done). Bad points...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Mario's Showplace
    147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
    Still an amazing niche between MA...
    Still an amazing niche between MA and RI, maybe because it's on the border with CT. Consitently a good place to hit in the afternoon, and consistency is important since the next nearest club...