Reviews by Yoda

Visiting Cheaters for me is usually a tactical mission. I go, I find my favorite, get some dances and get out before I touch anything (including many of the dancers) that might give me...

If you don't like a lot of pressure to buy dances Club Desire is the place you want to go. I spent two hours in the club last night and was only approached...

Haven't been to the Caddy at night in quite a while. On a recent Saturday night visit the talent pool was definitely disappointing compared to past experiences. Fairly large number of ladies working...

OK, the $8 parking fee is ridiculous-it's higher than the cover charge! Hadn't been to the Gras in years and I was staying nearby for work so I decided to check it out. I...

As I've said in the past it's always a great afternoon for me at Mario's. of course that has everything to do with my ATF being there but the atmosphere, the waitresses and staff...

As usual day time is hit or miss at the Caddy. I have a few favs here but it must have been a Brazilian Holiday during my last visit as none were present. A...

Nothing much changes here at Centerfolds. It is what it is, a local bar with mainly local clientèle and some very pretty and unpretentious ladies. My ATF here has gone back home to Brazil...

Desire's atmosphere has always been it's main appeal for me. I have always thought the club needed more girls and, when I couldn't find a fav, I would stay away for months at a...

Cheaters has always been an acquired taste. Day time can be great in here but a recent nigh time visit left me shaking my head. It seems that the Providence street walker scene has...

The Foxy is what it is: One of the best clubs in Mass. It's not Providence, it's not Tampa and it's not Vegas. There is some fairly liberal one way contact here in the...

Something for everybody here. Beautiful ladies in all shapes and sizes. I prefer the day shift ladies for their more laid back approach. No rush, just a relaxing time. I have not tried...

Honestly I gave up on this place seven or eight years ago when I discovered Providence. Back then it was a lame club with a lot of crack-ho looking, too skinny dancers. Driving back...

Checked out Beamers while working in the area as a lady friend of mine who danced there for a while recommended it. Nice clean club with plenty of beautiful women and a variety of...

Visited recently on a quiet Monday afternoon, Haven't been in since the PD area was upgraded last year some time and I was pleasantly surprised. Found a cutie that was to my liking and...

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon recently and caught up with a couple of favorite ladies. The girls get a ten every time at Alex's but the club itself is really starting to show it's...

It's only getting a six because the staff was very friendly and the barmaid was a drop-dead knockout! Went in here on a Saturday night at around 11pm-prime time for any decent club. Appeared...

I've never been to K2U but found myself working in the area and decided to check it out. A little tricky to find if you don't know the area so check google maps before...

I like Cheaters during the day but nights have gotten progressively worse over the last couple of years. When I was sitting at the bar last night observing the crowd I kept hearing Randy...

Cheaters is consistently the most crowded club in Providence. A slow day here is when it takes more than five minutes for a dancer to grab your crotch while you are sitting at the...

I've been spending more time in the Providence clubs lately than I have for a couple of years. Business in general is not as good as it once was and the number and quality...

Leave it to idiot strip club owners to screw up a free lunch. The Caddy has one of the better setups in Providence but ownership just can't seem to get it together here. A...

Currently the best club in Mass for my money. Many beautiful women though I find early week nights to be a bit of a crap shoot. It's annoying to pay a ten dollar cover...

I hadn't been to Centerfolds in a while. Stopped in last week while working in the Worcester area. Centerfolds is a friendly local bar with a variety of ladies from all parts of...

The club recently opened a new private dance area with a little more privacy than the previous curtained-off area. There is a camera in there so don't count on any contact. The girls in...