Reviews

I came here on Monday night with a buddy of mine who lives in the KC area. This is just down the street from the T-Mobile Center. The sign outside says nude, but that isn't…

2 yrs ago3

C J's Revenge

Myrtle, MN

First trip to CJ's in years

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Somehow, CJ's survived COVID. I had driven through Myrtle a few weeks ago and remembered to check to see if CJ's was open and it appeared they had, which surprised me, considering this is the…

4 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

"The last time I was here, Corona was a beer"

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This was my first visit to any strip club since COVID-19 overwhelmed life as we knew it. It's still the same club it always was with many of the same dancers, with one acknowledging she…

5 yrs ago1

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, IA

Saturday night after Thanksgiving, nothing else to do

I came back to the Playhouse for the first time in nearly 2 years. I used to go there all the time when I lived in the Omaha area, but moved away and it's just…

6 yrs ago

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Winding down at the end of the day

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Well, they renovated the Aragon Bar. It's got an all new bar and it doesn't look as cramped or as dated as the previous setup was. As for the ladies, I admit to not being as…

7 yrs ago1

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Renovation is an ongoing process

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I checked in on the Aragon and the look of the place has changed. It appears they took out the old booths they used to do lapdances in and put in little cubbyholes along the…

7 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Tuesday afternoon at KOD

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I had a couple days off from work, so I went up to the Twin Cities and eventually found my way back to the KOD. Nothing about the physical layout has changed, but being it…

8 yrs ago1

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Saturday Night in Albert Lea

This was my first time here in several months. Not much has changed in the facilities since I first went here. One thing that was different from previous visits is that the strip club part…

C J's Revenge

Myrtle, MN

Saturday night

I hadn't been there for a while and after an overly stressful week and weekend up to that point, I decided I had to make my way back to CJ's. They had 4 dancers. 2…

C J's Revenge

Myrtle, MN

Friday Night In Myrtle

This is the strip club in the middle of nowhere. Myrtle is a real small town SE of Albert Lea and SW of Austin. I find it odd they have a sign that says "Watch…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Mostly Bored Til The One Dancer Showed Up

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had been on a road trip and wound up in Albert Lea, so I stopped at the Aragon. I hadn't had much luck in the past, but I decided to try it again. It…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, IA

Thursday night at the Playhouse

This was my first time I had been back in a year after I moved away from the Omaha area. I had originally wanted to go Tuesday night, but discovered they were now closed on…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, IL

Thursday night at Silver Slipper

I went to the Silver Slipper after leaving Lamplighter. This club has the better looking girls of the two in Ottawa. Not that that is everything, but eye candy is always nice to see in…

8 yrs ago2

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Thursday night at Lamplighter

This was my first visit to the Lamplighter in 5 years. I went there the first time 20-some years ago when I was going to NIU and someone told me about this club. Remarkably, not…

8 yrs ago1

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

Wednesday at the High Heel

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was in the area staying with a friend of mine and I decided to drive to the High Heel since that is the closest club to where he lives. The club has a front…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, IA

Saturday at Outer Limits

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is from my visit last weekend. It was my first visit in over a year. That said, I wish I could make more frequent visits, but I live over an hour away. Outer Limits…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, IA

Friday night at Lumber yard

This was my first visit to the Lumber Yard in over a year. It is a huge club with 3 levels, but during the time I was there, they only had the top stage running,…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Saturday night

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was put on the road and since I was in Albert Lea, I had to stop at the Aragon. It looks like the front area was being rebuilt, but that's no problem because the…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Saturday night at Aragon

I hadn't been there for a while, so I decided to visit. Nothing about the club itself has changed since I was there last. There were 6 dancers there during my time there, although I…

9 yrs ago1

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Friday night at KoD

I was in the area so I had to check out the King of Diamonds. Nothing about the physical layout of the club has changed since my last review. The one thing about the club…

C J's Revenge

Myrtle, MN

Saturday night

I made my first Saturday visit finally. I don't know if it makes a difference which day you go, because it's more or less the same either way. As for the dancers, they had 3,…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Saturday night

I finally made it here. This was the first strip club I had known about and I assumed this was going to be the place I had my first legal beer in, but I…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, MN

Friday night

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I made my first visit to the Aragon yesterday. This place is essentially a pool hall in the front and a strip club in the back. Each section gets its own bar.…

C J's Revenge

Myrtle, MN

Friday night

This was my first strip club visit after relocating to North Iowa. However, North Iowa has nothing, so I made the journey to the small town of Myrtle just over the border in Minnesota.…