Reviews

Walked over from the Circus Circus hotel. There was no cover; free to get in. I think they charge cover if you drive or take a cab. The place is pretty big and there were…

I had previously reviewed this club and my prior thoughts stand: decent club, attractive girls, nice staff, but pricey. Stopped quickly through here on a Friday night. Paid $20 to get in. I hate paying that…

Holy crap guys. Anyone who gave this place higher than a 3 rating should get a lifetime ban from TUSCL. I've seen plenty of crazy things: seedy places, rough looking dancers, industrial wasteland, the…

This place is one of the most normal places in all of Chicago: there was a mix of all ethnicities there, all types of people (thugs, suits, blue collar, white collar, laborers, everyone). The drinks…

How is this place still in business? I was in on a Friday night, at about midnight, which should be the go hour for a strip club. This place is fricking enormous and was virtually…

I have a very mixed review of this place. First, let's talk about money. The drinks here are hella expensive. However, if you buy enough, the house will occasionally spot you one or two along the…

Wow, this place is a yawn. I asked a cabbie to take me to the most exciting strip club in the city and this is where he dropped me off. I paid my $13 admission…

After having such a good time last time I was there, decided to go back and test my luck again. It must have been regular's night or something because the place was packed but…

Club Venus is located on the border of Detroit & Dearborn. It's next to a shady roach motel. You pay the parking guy $2 to make sure your car isn't stolen and there is a…

The Landing Strip is located in Romulus, a short hike from the airport. It's in a little downtownish area with street parking (for those too cheap to use the valet). You walk…

La Chambre is located in a busy strip mall off of I-96. Kind of a weird place to put a strip club, but at least there's ample parking. I went on a…

Fed up with La Chambre, I headed down the road to the Chapeau Vert. It's in a seedy windowless building but has safe parking and is in an okay area. Walked in -…