La Chambre is located in a...

La Chambre is located in a busy strip mall off of I-96. Kind of a weird place to put a strip club, but at least there's ample parking. I went on a $10 dance tuesday, hoping to get a few dances and was completely let down.

When you walk in the door, you're immediately carded, checked for guns and have to pay a $5 cover. Drinks were $3 for domestic bottles. The bar is on the immediate left and there is a single large stage to the right with chairs and tables around it. On Tuesday, it was quite busy and almost all of the tables were taken, so I took a spot at the tiprail.

My first observation: it was a total sausage fest. I saw probably 5 dancers in total - one on stage, two walking around soliciting dances and two sitting with regulars. I tipped a few of the dancers hoping to get their attention but at the end of the sets they returned to their regulars or left outright. There were tons of guys there just sitting and drinking, not tipping or interacting. It just felt weird.