Wow, this place is a yawn....

Wow, this place is a yawn. I asked a cabbie to take me to the most exciting strip club in the city and this is where he dropped me off. I paid my $13 admission and sat down at the tip rail next to a couple other dudes. Just as I sat down, the waitress informed me that it is a no-booze club. Fine, I can handle that.

THe dancer is at least a good 15 feet away, on the ledge of a second stage and doesn't come anywhere near the four of us sitting at the tip rail. I asked the guys next to me about this and I guess it's pretty standard. I'm not sure how you're supposed to tip a girl from a good 15 feet away but whatever.

The dancer was cute and there were a couple of other girls making their way around the club but none approached me. I was ready for a dance and all I could get was a pepsi, so I just left - not my thing and definitely not worth the $13 admission.