Reviews by hornytoad085

Went there on a Monday night, wasn't any cover charge which was nice... Not too crowded, but a few folks around (wasn't too late), bartenders were very professional and friendly (and better-looking than most of the…

Right off of St. Catherine street so it's easy to find (they also have a sign). Only a few blocks away from some other clubs so if this one doesn't float your boat you're not…

A real mixed bag--some *really* hot girls sometimes but also *very* small, so if you're there on an off night you might be in the doghouse literally. Got some dances from a couple different gals, Julia…

Went there on a Wednesday after Ruby's was dead as a doornail. Parking was okay (pretty full) and only had a walk a little ways to the front entrance (it was very cold that night).…

I went to the one just called "Eden Club" (on Konstitucijos), they claim to offer to shuttle you to the other two if you want (probably a lot of fun if you're with a group…

One the weirdest clubs I've ever been. Located at the end of a dead-end street in an industrial park area, don't be intimidated or think you must be lost. Plenty of parking in front, and…

A nice little place in South Philly, there's a free parking lot if you just go past the club to your right half a block, it's well-lit and not far. (Note: do NOT park along…

Looks like a Southern mansion located in the middle of nowhere. Felt safe despite the story about someone getting shot in the parking shortly after they opened. Just south of the industrial shopping area (Ikea,…

A really weird place--big and empty (although crowded on weekends) with "Philly guys" with their own liquor, there's a bunch of different dancing "booths" where as part of the routine the strippers lie on their…

Looks like a regular bar when you walk in, one that just happens to have lots of girls in bikinis walking around (and a couple topless behind the bar). There are a couple pool tables,…

Sleazier than I expected--I heard it was the best club in Connecticut, if not all of New England (maybe NE's not a great place for titty bars). Very smoky on the inside, and not a…

A place that gets advertised as the "cream of the crop" in St. Petersburg; it's definitely got a premier location (right along Nevsky Prospekt, a block or two IIRC past the Kazan Cathedral on the…

Definitely the best club in Philly (although I haven't been to the new Crazy Horse Too). *Huge* parking lot, although even it can fill up on weekends, in a slightly edgy (read: dangerous) part of town,…