cousindupree

My ATF was a muscular blonde (Maggie at Teaser's in Eufaula, OK). Love the washboard abs, firm thighs, nice arms, and that ass. Damn! Loved to have her grinding that firm ass on my lap while I ran my hands over those shoulders. Loved how her skin always felt so warm to the touch. Having said that, I've enjoyed all different sizes and shapes of dancers. I would say that not a lot of guys go for the muscular dancers, but the ones who do REALLY love them. Probably a good thing I never tried to figure up how much I spent on Maggie...

A few years ago a friend and I went to Night Trips in Tulsa. We weren't there long before we were approached by a cute, slender blonde in a schoolgirl outfit who asked if we both wanted a dance. I usually look around a while before I get a dance, but I said OK. Big mistake. She took me to the lapdance area, a couch behind a kind of coffee table. She spent almost all of the dance four feet away from me on the table. She finally got on top of me on the couch. Now I'm not the grabby type, but I will "test the waters", usually by just putting my hand on the girl's ankle. If she seems OK with that then I might let my hands roam a little more. This dancer reaches around, picks up my hand by the wrist with two fingers like she's picking up a piece of dogshit, and places it firmly on the couch. And after the "dance" she says to me "Thank you for being a gentleman.". I restrained myself from saying "Thank you for freezing my balls off, you frigid cunt.". As if my experience wasn't bad enough, my buddy was right there waiting there for his dance, too. As he approached I tried to shake my head and mouth "NOOOOOO!", but it was too late. BTW, did I mention that I was buying that night? That's right, I got to pay for not only one shitty dance, but two! After we went back to our table this same girl approached us just a few minutes later and asked "Ready for another dance?". "Um, not right now", I said. And a few minutes after that she came up to us again and said in exactly the same way "Ready for another dance?" "Uh, we're good right now, thanks.", I said. And I'll be damned if she didn't come up to us a third time. But just as she started to open her mouth I said, in the same exact way she had said it, "Ready for another dance?". My buddy literally fell out of his seat laughing. And I'm just lucky that she didn't have heat vision or I would have been burnt to a crisp. She sure as hell tried. But she did leave us alone for the rest of the night.