Reviews by mre123

Good small club with generally good looking dancers. Can get very busy on weekend nights and can be very dead at other times. Dances are 3/100 or 3/120 and are mostly solid grinding dances with…

This is a pretty fun club, very mingly and a wide variety of dancer looks. They are mostly very friendly and would rather interact with the customers than sit off with one another like you…

Went on the annual "toys for tatas" Christmas event where they request toys for needy kids. It was absolutely packed. On a normal afternoon this place is pretty mellow. Dancers were plentiful and had a…

Visited after not going for a few months and was struck by how much turnover there has been with the ladies. Of course that's a common thing with this town having so many clubs but…

Stopped in on wednesday night. My first observation is that I didn't remember how run down this place is physically. Or maybe it has deteriorated. Its not supposed to be slick "gentleman's club," its your…

Back to KO after a prolonged absence. Nothing has really changed other than they now offer an oxygen bar and a couple of viedo game monitors. Regarding looks, dancer quality remains pretty mediocre. I understand…

This is a funky little place which typifies the Portland dive bar/strip club concept. Small, dark, down-to-earth hip chicks working the stage several songs (no rap) at a time, literally a Grandma working the bar,…

Late evening visit, plenty of girls but looks varied greatly. There is a tall thin brunette with fake tits and a good attitude who is easy to talk to. Her dances are standard fare but…

Everything I wrote on my last review still applies but for my most recent visit (weekday afternoon), I wanted to give a thumbs up to a dancer named Madison. Very unqiue sexy look, mix of…

Still the same deal here: pleasant low key place with a wide mix of dancer looks, race, and age. On my recent afternoon visit I saw everything from young blondes to a couple of attractive…

Went on a Friday night. This is a first but the place was closed! The "chantilly lace" branch right next door was open however. A girl there said that business is so bad that sugar…

The times have changed here! Read a little something about police busts at chantilly and the neighboring sugar shack but its been such a tradition for me to come here when I'm town that I…

Popped in on a weekday afternoon with a buddy. Not much has changed- dancer quality still leaves a lot to be desired. Some too chunky, some too old, lack of variety (mostly hispanic). Dances are…

After a handful of very satisfying visits over the years, my last visit was a big nothing. For the first time not a single girl I was remotely interested in getting anything going with. There…

Funny little hole in the wall juice bar next what appears to be a hopping gay night club. Pretty dingy in a sexy kinda way, I guess. All female staff, didn't see any bouncers or…

Brief visit.. Dancers were all hispanic/Mexican and not particularly attractive at all. Heavy push to sell private peep dildo type shows as soon as you put in a dollar to raise the window. Was hoping…

Checked this place out while drunk around 1AM on a recent trip to Vegas. I was hoping that it might offer some Vegas decadence but more down to earth, real, and affordable than the big…

Went on a weekday afternoon after stopping by gold club and not seeing much there. Everything costs a little more here (beer, cover) but usually a better chance of meeting a hot dancer or two.…

Still a great tavern style strip bar for watching hot women get totally naked on small stage while sipping beer, surrounded by mellow blue collar locals. Girls are mostly beautiful and range from the girl…

This was one of the Seattle area clubs recently raided, not just because of sexual activities but because of the owner's involvement in all sorts of tax evasion, money laundering, and possibly murder (search seattle…

Definitely new and improved from the old Chapter 2 but extremely dead on my weekday night visit, to the point of being completely boring! Dancers were equivalent to Knockouts which is not a good thing-…

Visited on Friday afternoon specifically because this has always been the club in town where you're guaranteed to find a big selection of hot girls. Its more expensive than the other clubs and usually annoyingly…

Visited around 5 on Friday afternoon after a dissapointing visit at TDs North which was extremely loud and busy but had very few hot strippers. By comparison, walking into Tds Eubank was a very relaxing…

All nude club with a decent number of really hot young girls who show you everything. Bree is an amazing performer on stage, Stoney is a hot blonde- great on stage but private dances are…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. I don't know why I keep doing this, thinking things will be different. I guess I remember having some pretty fun times there in the middle of the day…