Reviews by Mr Magoo

Stopped by this place on my way to COI. Not really sure what to make of this place. I sat stage side and caught 2 dancers' shows. Then that was it. I didn't see another…

I've been here at least a dozen times and this was the first time there were more than 20 customers. It was like a tourist bus dropped off the senior citizen group on a wild…

This is a very YMMV club. I actually dropped by twice, both on Sundays. The first visit, there were plenty of girls around but few customers. Most of the girls just chatted between themselves,…

Not sure what to make of the "new" Cheetahs. Last time I was here, I spent most of my time at the bar, watching some football game. The dancers just hung with their favortie locals.…

I heard this place re-opened so I decided to check it out. Last time I was here the place was the Hawaiian Theater so it's been a while. The doorman warned me there was…

Came in on a lazy pre-Super Bowl Saturday afternoon. Didn't know VIPs were now $100/15 minutes or $150/30 min. Maybe I should read these reviews more often. I'm not sure but it seems the quality of…

The previous reviews are all pretty much right on. No super hot dancers but no real double baggers either. And you can't go wrong with the $10 chair against the wall dances. And the VIP…

Boy, have things changed that much since my last visit in early December? First of all, I'm kind of cheap and will track down a "free admission" coupon when I can. Then I will go…

First of all, I'll come out and say it: I should have read the reviews. Strolled into Synn on a Sunday late afternoon. The doorman, or whatever he is, said did I…

It's been a while since I was in this part of LA. Normally, I pick up a local paper and see what ads are in the sports section. Seeing none, I decided to head…

Not really sure what to make of this club. I was there for an hour and never got asked for a dance. It seemed everyone just spoke Spanish. The DJ spoke at such a high…

This is slowly becoming my favorite club in Vegas. It's sad but true. The other clubs are losing the luster. OK, you can read about the bad location, opening at 5, $8 drinks, etc. But what…

I'm not really sure what to make of the remodel. Whenever I'm in Vegas, I always stopped by Cheetahs. It was a fun place. You could just relax and get away from the hussle of…

This is my other "go to" club. I go to the Little Darlings website, download the free admission coupon, and hit the club. Of course, nothing is free in Vegas. You have to buy a…

I was driving back to LA and stopped at the local Starbucks. I wondered if there were any clubs in the area. I quickly brought up TUSCL and found one in Barstow. I plugged the address…

I haven't been to this place in years. Last time here, a dancer started to lactate while dancing. The entrance fee is $10 and you get your first soda or water for free. Not a…

Honestly, I wanted to try out the new club on Gale. But the parking lot was empty around noon. Oh, well, so I headed to my standby club, Synn. I haven't been by in a while.…

Decided to try Paradise, only because they had an add in the local newspaper for free admission. It was funny because the doorman let me in for free anyway. I tell you, on this day it…

I ran into a bit of a cold streak at the tables. I decided to walk away and check out Little Darlings and maybe things would heat up a bit. For the first time in quite…

I've been by this place a few times. This was the first time I actually saw cars outside. Turns out they were open. This place looks like a big white castle. I wonder what this…

Been by this place a hundred times but this is the first time I stopped. I guess I was bored. So, here we go! You walk in and there's a girl who looks like she's taking…

This is my "go to" club whenever I'm in town. As soon as I walk in, I head to the restroom. I ask the attendant how's business. He said it's real slow. Too…

Not really sure what to make of this club. Walked in around 9 on a Saturday night. Maybe 7 other customers in the place. Took my usual seat at the tip bar. Waitress got…

Popped into Synn on a mid Tuesday afternoon. It was surprisingly busy. Well, busy meaning there were a handful of customers. I thought this meant the economy is finally picking up. A dancer said there…

First, go to their website and get the coupon. So, with coupon in hand, I decided to stop by DV before heading in for the night. Well, it was early evening. Not really sure why but…