Reviews

56 reviews by disco_pete

Jiggles

Seattle, WA

This is a strange club. ...

This is a strange club. Since it used to be a comedy venue, there is a big bar/lobby area in front. There were some dancers and a customer or two hanging out there…

15 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Still clean on the inside, and...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Still clean on the inside, and boring on the stage. The dancers have developed a culture there where they avoid exerting any effort if it's at all possible. They'll sit at the bar,…

15 yrs ago

Dancing Bare

Seattle, WA

This club does have a creepy...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club does have a creepy vibe to it - you have to walk through a very old-school video/sex toy/used magazine emporium to get in, which is kinda janky. The back room is kind…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Seattle, WA

Not a lot of dancers at...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not a lot of dancers at any one time, and most of them are not so happy about the slow business. You get a can of soda ( no cup, no ice) for 5 bucks…

15 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

As one dancer told me on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

As one dancer told me on my last visit, "the sands is going to be the sands." despite all the turmoil and upheaval in the local lap dance scene, this club has remained almost exactly…

16 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Like everyone, I wondered where everyone...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Like everyone, I wondered where everyone was gonna go when all the clubs closed. Short answer: not here, at least not so far. The afternoon I went in had one Honey's dancer that…

16 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Seattle, WA

this might eventually become something worth...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

this might eventually become something worth looking into -i went earlier this fall after seeing a sign that they were having girls dance several days a week after 3pm. It still smelled like plywood,…

16 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

I have been away for quote...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I have been away for quote a while. My most recent trip was interesting for a few reasons - there seem to be some dancers returning that have been away for years, not months.…

16 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

the changes here are a little...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

the changes here are a little strange. the VIP area seems to have fallen completely out of use - almost no dancers ever take anyone back there anymore. the vast majority of dances…

16 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

It's surprising how many of the...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

It's surprising how many of the girls are still working here - it suggests that Rick's can make a decent living even as a clean(ish) club if they have to. I guess I thought there…

17 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

depressing comedown for a place that...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

depressing comedown for a place that I used to greatly enjoy. Still some lovely dancers here, but doesn't feel like it's gonna last much longer. The managers are on alert - even the…

17 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

I was away for months and...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was away for months and then stopped in for a weekday afternoon hoping to see a little improvement. Turns out I was hoping for a little much. There has been some girl…

18 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

if i didn't have a fave...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

if i didn't have a fave here, i'd never show up. it's too far for a resident of seattle and it's dirty as hell. not the good kind of dirty - the "is…

18 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

came in last weekend to check...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

came in last weekend to check out the scene - the wandering fun police kept me out for a while. the good news is that they were much more relaxed, and i didn't notice…

18 yrs ago

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

There are apparently a lot of...

★★★★★★2.0/10

There are apparently a lot of cab drivers who will try to steer you to this awful club - tell them NO. The women are not particularly hot, especially by vegas standards, but the…

19 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

i don't know what came of...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

i don't know what came of it, but as i was leaving last time, there were three unmarked police vehhicles in the parking lot, obviously preparing to go inside and look around. I think…

19 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

this club has a terrible smell...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

this club has a terrible smell in the VIP area lately. One of the dancers told me they had a mold problem they just dealt with, and they just shampooed all the carpets. Whatever…

19 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

the owner is back in the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

the owner is back in the news this week - front page story in the local paper. it's pretty much always bad for the customers when he's in the papers - means more busts,…

19 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

been here a few times recently...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

been here a few times recently when something's brought me to the area. It looks like back to business as usual. the back area is stinkier now - sounds like they're having a…

19 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

seems to be improving. maybe...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

seems to be improving. maybe not fast enough for the regulars, but improving. the managers still make the occasional rounds, but they're spaced a little further apart and they're less intrusive than they…

19 yrs ago

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, WA

happened to be here during an...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

happened to be here during an LE visit. There was only one couple in the VIP, and nothing happened - but it's something to note. i guess the heat is not limited to…

19 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

The busts don't appear to be...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The busts don't appear to be over, and the lovely ladies at rick's are beng watched much more carefully than they have in years. Looks like twice as many managers on the night shift,…

19 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Still an interesting place. I...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Still an interesting place. I went a couple of times in the weeks right after the vote. Night girls still highly nervous. there's something strange about sitting in a club with one…

19 yrs ago

Rick's

Seattle, WA

the infamous vote is over and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

the infamous vote is over and the forces of freedom won. The lights in seattle clubs will stay dim (somethimg i think is good for customers and dancers alike) and the lapdance is off…

19 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

interesting changes to this place. ...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

interesting changes to this place. while it's remained a secret around town, they are quietly turning into a worthwhile stop. there are some cons - girls don't get on stage unless they have…

19 yrs ago