Reviews by loafer

Some changes took the Spermaid back to the old days. The wall is down. Only bikinis, but ultra high milage in the laps. And of course you know the backroom story....

I don't think that I would consider this a "dive" bar. It isn't a "rhino" but definitely not a "dive". There was $3 parking charge. Even though you park in a shopping...

This club has gone from first to worst in their quest for the almighty dollar. I gave it a four because the girls are great to look at, and it is non-smoking. ...

Seems like every few months I have to wander back here and scratch the itch. Kind of like going back to your old college town and drinking at the old dive that had...

If you aren't looking for high contact. If you aren't looking for models. If you are looking for a cold beer. If you are looking for dancers to chat and not try...

I got to agree with the Bishop. Talent is okay, and the mileage is okay. But the nickle and dime stuff has chased me away. Cover is reasonable. Cheaper if you...

This club has so much going for it. The caliber of dancers is pretty close to Mons. It's smoke free, so you don't have worry about what you reveal if you go...

Have to agree with the last review. There seems to be a spike in the talent here. If you are a golfer you will understand that Sapphire brings new meaning to the...

Keeping in mind that you will not draw the quality of dancers like Mons Venus, but the quality of contact excedes ANY other club. Went on a Tues night and the ATF Thumper...

I didn't expect models that I see in Ft Laud clubs and I wasn't disappointed. What I did experience has me pleasantly surprised. Nothing fancy about the club, but it was clean,...

The club is closed, apparently for renovations. The outside is lit up as if it is open and it appears that the exterior has just been redesigned. There is a sign on...

It appears that the girls/managers have been reading the reviews over the last couple of months. The overall attitude around the club has been greatly improved. Not that it was a disaster...

Thee Dollhouse is your typical "airport" stripclub. It get's most of it's business because of its location, not reputation. The girls are above average. And that is consistant, you wont find...

Walmart has finally entered the adult entertainment business! Or at least this is what it might look like if they did. Huge place. Offers everything..food,eye candy, drinks, good music, massage, etc. ...

One of the only sure things left. Yes the cover is high. But you know it. If you think of the time and money spent on drinks and other covers while...

The club is definitely trying to upgrade the image. Bouncers and staff are formally dressed. Went on a Friday night and there was a $5 cover. The talent wasn't overly impressive....

Lightning did not strike twice. I was back in Tampa for a couple of days and returned to the Library. Lot of tatoos and no real talent. About 4 girls...

I can usually count on this place for a cold beer and a nice look. But tonight nobody was dancing and there was no place to sit and have a beer. There...

It was time for my semi-annual trip here, and this time I was pleasantly surprised. Beer was cold, $3.25, bartender takes the tip in her top. There were only two dancers, but...

Usually high mileage here. But don't expect a very good Superbowl party. A lot of dancers were busted on a lunchtime sting here yesterday, as well as Bare Assets and Extasy. Checkout...

I get amazed at the negative reviews of this club from people that seem to be surprised at what they find when they visit. The fact is, unless your first vist to TUSCL...

I feel bad for you Gyppo. But guys. Listen to his words. This is a great club for lap dances. I been on this board for almost 7 years and...

Gotta agree with Western. This is a nice place with nice looks with high line talent to look. But you can't touch! It is however the closest club to the airport,and to...

It seems expensive at first glance. But NO Vip room fee. Of course, VIP room. But the grindage and contact is better than a lot of backrooms. Quality of dancers...