Reviews

10 reviews by SQUID

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I went to this dump for...

I went to this dump for the last time in January. I was shocked that the price for a lap dance went up to $20! That is just too high considering the dances are…

21 yrs ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Sadie deserves a 10. She is...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Sadie deserves a 10. She is the reason I give the club a 10. Positives include reasonable music volume; music isn't mostly rap(I'd prefer none); low pressure for drinks and dances; regulars get a lot…

21 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I don't see what is so...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I don't see what is so great about this place. * You can't touch tits at all. * VERY expensive cover/membership. * Expensive laps($20 bikini/$30 topless) * Decor is mediocre * deafening distasteful rap The girls are good looking…

21 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Much too expensive. Better than showcase...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Much too expensive. Better than showcase in beltsville, though, because at least you can squeeze tits here. I would recommend a one time visit here IF and ONLY IF Tara will be working. Those who…

21 yrs ago

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, SC

Be sure to bring ear plugs....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Be sure to bring ear plugs. The 95% distasteful rap is played at a painful and deafening level. The dancers are mostly down to earth and real and in looks are 7-8.5. Lithe, young, brunette…

21 yrs ago

Exotica

Richmond, VA

Went here a while ago, not...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went here a while ago, not my type of club. Looks like a restaurant inside, except for the small stage, and it felt like one. I got a "lap dance", big mistake. I was led…

21 yrs ago

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, NJ

I bumped my rating from 8.5...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse. My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I was approached by…

21 yrs ago

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, VA

My last trip was very disappointing....

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

My last trip was very disappointing. I had to wait a while for a dancer to be available. The first one was overweight but cute and attentive, but overall not worth getting a dance from.…

22 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

For whatever reason, the limits on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

For whatever reason, the limits on touching in DC area clubs are overly strict. What is the harm in squeezing tits etc., especially when the girl is already grinding her ass on you? I'm not…

22 yrs ago

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, VA

I stop at Hot Seat whenever...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I stop at Hot Seat whenever I am in the area on business. My last visit was especially satisfying. I was the only customer, and Jordon the lone dancer. I JUMPED at the chance to…

22 yrs ago