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Reviews by SQUID

  • review
    19 years ago
    Choo Choo's
    3386 Leonardtown Rd, Waldorf, MD 20601, USA*
    I went to this dump for...
    I went to this dump for the last time in January. I was shocked that the price for a lap dance went up to $20! That is just too high considering the dances...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Brad's Brass Flamingo
    4011 Southeastern Ave Indianapolis, IN 46203
    Sadie deserves a 10. She is...
    Sadie deserves a 10. She is the reason I give the club a 10. Positives include reasonable music volume; music isn't mostly rap(I'd prefer none); low pressure for drinks and dances; regulars get a...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Showcase Theater
    11223 Old Baltimore Pike Beltsville, MD 20705
    I don't see what is so...
    I don't see what is so great about this place. * You can't touch tits at all. * VERY expensive cover/membership. * Expensive laps($20 bikini/$30 topless) * Decor is mediocre * deafening distasteful rap The girls are good...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Players Club
    821 North Point Rd Baltimore, MD 21237
    Much too expensive. Better than showcase...
    Much too expensive. Better than showcase in beltsville, though, because at least you can squeeze tits here. I would recommend a one time visit here IF and ONLY IF Tara will be working. Those...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Platinum Plus
    201 Stoneridge Dr, Columbia, SC 29210, USA*
    Be sure to bring ear plugs....
    Be sure to bring ear plugs. The 95% distasteful rap is played at a painful and deafening level. The dancers are mostly down to earth and real and in looks are 7-8.5. Lithe, young,...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Daddy Rabbits
    3206 Broad Rock Blvd Richmond, VA 23224
    Went here a while ago, not...
    Went here a while ago, not my type of club. Looks like a restaurant inside, except for the small stage, and it felt like one. I got a "lap dance", big mistake. I was...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Erotic Cafe
    2120 NJ-73 Pennsauken Township New Jersey 08110
    I bumped my rating from 8.5...
    I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse. My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I was approached...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Krystal Cabaret
    3936 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23702
    My last trip was very disappointing....
    My last trip was very disappointing. I had to wait a while for a dancer to be available. The first one was overweight but cute and attentive, but overall not worth getting a dance...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Choo Choo's
    3386 Leonardtown Rd, Waldorf, MD 20601, USA*
    For whatever reason, the limits on...
    For whatever reason, the limits on touching in DC area clubs are overly strict. What is the harm in squeezing tits etc., especially when the girl is already grinding her ass on you? I'm...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Hot Seat
    3509 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23704
    I stop at Hot Seat whenever...
    I stop at Hot Seat whenever I am in the area on business. My last visit was especially satisfying. I was the only customer, and Jordon the lone dancer. I JUMPED at the chance...