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Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I went to this dump for the last time in January. I was shocked that the price for a lap dance went up to $20! That is just too high considering the dances are…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Sadie deserves a 10. She is the reason I give the club a 10. Positives include reasonable music volume; music isn't mostly rap(I'd prefer none); low pressure for drinks and dances; regulars get a lot…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I don't see what is so great about this place. * You can't touch tits at all. * VERY expensive cover/membership. * Expensive laps($20 bikini/$30 topless) * Decor is mediocre * deafening distasteful rap The girls are good looking…

I set out to summarize my 10+ years of experience at this club. It was interesting to try to answer the questions the site asked about money spent, value of money spent, etc.…

Okay so I'll give my memory of this club. I didn't know Bambi Gwen Nikki or any of the others. Still had a damn good time here up until the Greenville bust. This was the…

Thought id tell an old story of the glory days of platinum plus, I went to clubs in college but until I made a few trips here I had no idea the fun you…

I was an attendee at this club for over 10 years. I was interested in the last review where he named favorite dancers over the years, so I went back in my memory and…