Reviews

Some of the Dancers are suprt hot, others should have retired years ago. Regardless of the quality of the dancer, they will also sit and talk with you awhile before asking for a Dance. One…

13 yrs ago

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Visited in the evening instead of...

Visited in the evening instead of my usual Saturday afternoon. Very enjoyable. Little pressure and some new girls I have not seen before. Always a low key environment, the girls talk and hang out instead…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Any possibility of a good time...

Any possibility of a good time is totally ruined by the 100's of pool players gawking at you while the oblivious Dancer just grinds away. Contact is less than before and there seems to be…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Previously I had suggested they update...

Previously I had suggested they update their website. I should have been more specific: Please update your website WITH CORRECT INFORMATION. Drove 90 mins to see a particular Dancer only to find the entire online…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

Went back to the Rock after...

Went back to the Rock after a several month embargo and it was like I never left. Drink prices are up but so is Dancer quality. Dances upstairs remain hit and miss but some of…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Typically I go to the lamp...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Typically I go to the lamp liter on weekends but last week I went on a Wednesday night instead. The usual laid-back atmosphere was even better than I had hoped for. The crowd was pretty…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

Drink prices up, Dancer quality down....

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Drink prices up, Dancer quality down. Not a good combination! The "feel" of this place has totally changed and not in a good way. There used to be a camaraderie with the Dancers and workers…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Stopped by on Fat-Tuesday and the...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Stopped by on Fat-Tuesday and the previous posters are correct about the reduction in milage. They simply have to fix the pool table problem. You cannot enjoy a dance when so many eyes are watching…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

Into Sock-Hops? The stage has been...

Into Sock-Hops? The stage has been re-varnished and all the dancers have been dancing barefoot for the last few weeks. A stripper without 8 inch platforms??? It's amazing how de-clawed the dancers seem. What's even…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

After my last visit, I was...

After my last visit, I was eager to try a dance. Like most other aspects of this club, the best word that describes that experience is interesting. It was more a couch dance than the…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

Of all the clubs I visit,...

Of all the clubs I visit, the Crazy Rock is the one I have the highest hopes for and the one I am consistently most disappointed in. There are a lot of new dancers, not…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time...

Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time to visit this club. This past weekend, I ran into Bobbie who left over a year ago but is an "oldie but a goodie". She put most of the…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

Finally some competition for Silver Slipper...

Finally some competition for Silver Slipper and LampLiter in the far west Suburbs. This is a unique bar with a lot of possibilities. Once you walk in the is an overflow-bar with no dancers but…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

All you have to do to...

All you have to do to tell what a difference the new management has made at Bobby's is take a sniff once you walk in the door. Same old Bobby's just a lot cleaner. Many…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

No doubt this is the best...

No doubt this is the best contact club in the Chicagoland area. Medium pressure for dances but most of the Dancers are pretty hot. Liquor is not available and that is what stops this club…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Enjoyed the Saturday afternoon show and...

Enjoyed the Saturday afternoon show and had a dance from both Gina and Morgon. Wow!! Totally different girls and totally different dances but totally satisfied in both cases. New paint job outside but same old…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

Storm is back! Now if we...

Storm is back! Now if we could only get Jessica, Heather and Sue back too. Lots of new Dancers and a few classics still remain. Good prices but minimal contact. Worth a visit to…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

If you have to drive to...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

If you have to drive to visit the Silver Slipper, then you might as well stop at Lamp Liter too. It's a much different club with only one stage and some less-then-perfect dancers who are…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, IL

A very bizarre club witn an...

A very bizarre club witn an unusual layout and a lot of side-areas that provide Haircuts, neck-rubs and restaurant. This was one of the darkest clubs I have ever been to, it took at least…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

I agree with the previous post...

I agree with the previous post that the club is going downhill but..... Went last week and over 3/4 of the Dancers were new. Old favorites Christina, Ginger and Cheyanne were MIA. Cover is still $5…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

There have been a few changes...

There have been a few changes at the Rock lately. Some good, some bad. A few of the Dancers have left/got-fired but the classics like Christina and Taylor are still there (and hotter then ever!)…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

For a bar I dont like,...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

For a bar I dont like, I sure end up here a lot. It's tough to relax when the cops show up every hour or so and hang out at the door for a few…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Anyone remember Squeeze-inn? A great place...

Anyone remember Squeeze-inn? A great place that got into trouble from the local do-gooders? Bobby's seems on that same track. Much more "heat" in the parking lot and cannot drink without showing an ID. A…