Reviews by watermonkey
Submit a ReviewMermaid
1180 S Congress Ave, Palm Springs, FL 33406, USA*
Late Thursday afternoon. alked in after,...
Late Thursday afternoon. alked in after, and almost left right away. Dumpy place as usual, and only one dancer. Older than me by a lot and overweight. But the beer was only $2 so…
Mar 6, 2005, 7:13 PM
Runway Cabaret
736 Belvedere Rd
West Palm Beach, FL 33405
I stopped by for a quick...
I stopped by for a quick first look at this place Thursday afternoon.
Tiny bar. Friendly bartender, cheap cold beer.
3 girls working, none stunning, but all attractive enough that you might give them a second look…
Mar 6, 2005, 7:04 PM
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
There are always decent looking women...
There are always decent looking women here, probably the most consistant quality on the Space Coast.
I stopped in Sunday afternoon, there were about 7 dancers, ranging from 6-9. The 9 was a super cute…
Jan 18, 2005, 3:23 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I had a (wallet) draining daytime...
I had a (wallet) draining daytime experience here last week. After getting a few good dances from Tessa (new boobs fit her great) and Kenia (hard body, hard grind) I hooked up with the girl…
Jan 18, 2005, 3:21 AM
Playmates
3405 Latham Dr, Cocoa, FL 32926, USA*
I stopped by for a short...
I stopped by for a short visit this evening.
Pleasantly surprise the quality of the girls. There were maybe 8 or so working, a half of them were decent looking, maybe 7's and one 8. The…
Nov 8, 2004, 4:05 AM
Vixens Ybor Strip
3819 E 7th Ave
Tampa, FL 33605
What club did that last guy...
What club did that last guy go to?
Surely not this one.
I stopped by Friday afternoon. There were no skanks. All the women were 7s or better, no stretch marks, cellulite, flab or saggy breasts to…
Jun 27, 2004, 10:52 AM
Flash Dancers
4201 W Cayuga St, Tampa, FL 33614, USA*
Cheap beer and cheap dances drew...
Cheap beer and cheap dances drew me in the door.
I found the cheap beer, but got caught unaware on the dances.
Girl lead me into the "Boom Boom Room" where I found out, after the fact,…
Jun 27, 2004, 10:51 AM
Gold Club
6222 E Adamo Dr
Tampa, FL 33619
Nice looking inside this place, bright...
Nice looking inside this place, bright clean and classy.
Near empty on Sat afternoon.
No cover, $2 buds.
3 decent looking dancers, but in pasties and bottoms. :(
One sad dirty blonde was dancing, cheered her up with a…
Jun 27, 2004, 10:51 AM
Pure Essence Gentlemen's Club
4958 N 56th St, Tampa, FL 33610, USA*
It was fun talking to and...
It was fun talking to and jokimg with the two animated and bubbly heavy-set black girls that were there on Friday afternoon, and they were clearly ready to go the extra mile.
Big Mama's not…
Jun 27, 2004, 10:50 AM
Playmates
3405 Latham Dr, Cocoa, FL 32926, USA*
All of the previous comments are...
All of the previous comments are true except:
Each of the half dozen or so times I'v been there in the last few years, the ladies always most certainly did "deliver" in the back.
Jun 20, 2004, 9:00 PM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
The dancers make the club. Layout,...
The dancers make the club. Layout, drinks, bartenders, waitresses can help,(all are great here) but the dancers' class, attitude and affections are why we go to these places right?
Kenia, Tessa and especially Amber make…
May 13, 2004, 10:58 PM
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Today, it WAS just like "the...
Today, it WAS just like "the old days" with "the young and willing hard bodies of Teasers".
I walked in this afternoon to see a very pretty blonde girl dancing. I remembered her from before, Wisconson…
Apr 30, 2004, 10:23 PM
Mermaid
1180 S Congress Ave, Palm Springs, FL 33406, USA*
I decided to make my third...
I decided to make my third stop at the Mermaid. Seedy looking place outside and in. Did the membership ritual with a cool old biker doorman type. No, you don’t need to give them your…
Jan 15, 2004, 10:49 PM
Ultra Gentlemen's Club
312 S Congress Ave
West Palm Beach, FL 33406
Last stop, Tee’s. Upscale place, all...
Last stop, Tee’s. Upscale place, all shiny chrome rails, very busy, lots of knockout women, 8-10. I bought a beer and sat at the rail, tipping three in a row hot big tittied naked brunettes.…
Jan 15, 2004, 10:47 PM









