Reviews by watermonkey

Late Thursday afternoon. alked in after, and almost left right away. Dumpy place as usual, and only one dancer. Older than me by a lot and overweight. But the beer was only $2 so…

I stopped by for a quick first look at this place Thursday afternoon. Tiny bar. Friendly bartender, cheap cold beer. 3 girls working, none stunning, but all attractive enough that you might give them a second look…

There are always decent looking women here, probably the most consistant quality on the Space Coast. I stopped in Sunday afternoon, there were about 7 dancers, ranging from 6-9. The 9 was a super cute…

I had a (wallet) draining daytime experience here last week. After getting a few good dances from Tessa (new boobs fit her great) and Kenia (hard body, hard grind) I hooked up with the girl…

I stopped by for a short visit this evening. Pleasantly surprise the quality of the girls. There were maybe 8 or so working, a half of them were decent looking, maybe 7's and one 8. The…

What club did that last guy go to? Surely not this one. I stopped by Friday afternoon. There were no skanks. All the women were 7s or better, no stretch marks, cellulite, flab or saggy breasts to…

Cheap beer and cheap dances drew me in the door. I found the cheap beer, but got caught unaware on the dances. Girl lead me into the "Boom Boom Room" where I found out, after the fact,…

Nice looking inside this place, bright clean and classy. Near empty on Sat afternoon. No cover, $2 buds. 3 decent looking dancers, but in pasties and bottoms. :( One sad dirty blonde was dancing, cheered her up with a…

It was fun talking to and jokimg with the two animated and bubbly heavy-set black girls that were there on Friday afternoon, and they were clearly ready to go the extra mile. Big Mama's not…

All of the previous comments are true except: Each of the half dozen or so times I'v been there in the last few years, the ladies always most certainly did "deliver" in the back.

The dancers make the club. Layout, drinks, bartenders, waitresses can help,(all are great here) but the dancers' class, attitude and affections are why we go to these places right? Kenia, Tessa and especially Amber make…

Today, it WAS just like "the old days" with "the young and willing hard bodies of Teasers". I walked in this afternoon to see a very pretty blonde girl dancing. I remembered her from before, Wisconson…

I decided to make my third stop at the Mermaid. Seedy looking place outside and in. Did the membership ritual with a cool old biker doorman type. No, you don’t need to give them your…

Last stop, Tee’s. Upscale place, all shiny chrome rails, very busy, lots of knockout women, 8-10. I bought a beer and sat at the rail, tipping three in a row hot big tittied naked brunettes.…