Reviews by watermonkey
Submit a ReviewLido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I had another nice visit here...
I had another nice visit here on a Saturday afternoon.
Pleasant and cute bartender got me a $3 cold beer quickly. After tipping a few of the daytime regulars on stage, I was approached by a…
Jan 20, 2008, 12:00 AM
Playmates
3405 Latham Dr, Cocoa, FL 32926, USA*
Rating this place a little better.
I...
Rating this place a little better.
I stopped by on a Wed afternoon around 3.
There were 4 girls, ranged from 3-6
Got 3 really good high mileage semi GFE dances from teh 6, a marginally MILFY blond.…
Dec 27, 2007, 12:00 AM
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I do like the new lap...
I do like the new lap dance room, $20 for contact dances, more private.
I stopped by for an afternoon quickie, a quick cold beer from a cute bartender, a few stage tips and a…
Nov 3, 2007, 12:00 AM
Playmates
3405 Latham Dr, Cocoa, FL 32926, USA*
Not too much change here. $10...
Not too much change here. $10 cover No alcohol, full nudity (if you ever see a girl dance on stage, it's rare)
A mix of heifers & skanks, with a few passable girls.
Used to be, us…
Oct 7, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave.
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Low rating based upon a poor...
Low rating based upon a poor experience.
A new daytime dancer practically begged me to buy a dance with her, even cutting the normal price in half. I caved. Wasn't worth that. She moved like a…
Sep 9, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave.
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Clearly the best 'round here now.
The...
Clearly the best 'round here now.
The IR is tightening up on contact,
Bubbles' has yet to attract any notable women
and the "VIP" room at Lido's is so lame.
Cheaters has the girls now.
Always plenty and…
Aug 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave.
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I've been peeking into this place...
I've been peeking into this place on and off for a while, wondering why the reviews are so high. Fewer women, higher prices and less mileage than the Inner Room seemed the rule.
I think I…
Jun 19, 2007, 12:00 AM
Vic's Place
395 Stuyvesant Ave
Irvington, New Jersey 07111
If variety is the spice, then...
If variety is the spice, then this place is hot.
Every imaginable shape, age and color of woman and customer.
I stopped by early in the evening on a Thursday and the place was very packed.
I was…
May 20, 2007, 12:00 AM
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
I visited again for the first...
I visited again for the first time in a while late on a Wed night. Typical jersey go-go club, with a twist, the back room, where anything can be had for little money. Dancers ranged…
May 20, 2007, 12:00 AM
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
There are some nice looking women...
There are some nice looking women here at night, and they often have features.
Affordable bar and a good location are plus's.
But the dances are lame, minimal contact and the day shift girls are looking a…
Mar 19, 2007, 8:32 AM
Vixens Ybor Strip
3819 E 7th Ave
Tampa, FL 33605
My first time back since the...
My first time back since the remodel.Early evening visit.
Cosmetic changes only. Same great club I rememebered.
Lots of good looking 6-8 girls.
No total stunners, but none that I wouldn't want to do either.
I fell in love…
Dec 22, 2006, 4:29 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
This place ain't what it used...
This place ain't what it used to be.
Most of the regular day girls that were so much fun are gone.
Replaced by mercenary Orlando refugees with snoooty attitudes.
A few gems remain, like Tessa and Linda, but…
Dec 2, 2006, 4:06 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I've been catching the day/evening shift...
I've been catching the day/evening shift change here lately.
More variety that way, the afternoon old pro's are heading out, and sometimes eager to make a few more bucks for a quick grope, while the night…
Oct 2, 2006, 3:05 AM
Emperors Pasco
2851 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
This was the best of the...
This was the best of the clubs I visited on my last trip here.
Daytime that is. At night is was dead.
But early afternoon on a Wednesday, I found it well populated with MILF next door…
Jul 16, 2006, 5:22 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Daytime is where its at at...
Daytime is where its at at the IR.
At night it's a crowded, smokey punk filled trap.
But in the afternoon, it's lap dance mecca.
Maybe you have to be a regular, maybe you have to spend a…
Jun 8, 2006, 2:42 AM
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
There were more younger & cuter...
There were more younger & cuter girls there on this visit.
I got a couple of nice $10 lap dances from a new 26 yr old with long red hair. Slim and pale. My favorite.
She was…
May 12, 2006, 6:48 AM
Heart Breakers
615 Bloomfield Ave, Bloomfield, NJ 07003, USA*
In town from FL for a...
In town from FL for a few days.
TUSCL lead me here.
Wed night this place was busy.
Lots of eye candy
Very hot looking women, lots of 8s and 9's, nothing below a 7.
Mostly Russias and Latinas.
Got a…
Mar 17, 2006, 6:35 AM
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
The club gets high ratings only...
The club gets high ratings only for the level of service.
(anything goes in the private rooms, full menu low prices)
Low ratings for the quality of women, at least on the night I went.
2 older 5's,…
Mar 17, 2006, 6:35 AM
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
Pleasant enough, but not super exciting....
Pleasant enough, but not super exciting. On my afternoon stop there were maybe 5 dancers, all young and cute enough.
A good place to stop for a beer and look, but the dances are higher…
Feb 16, 2006, 4:01 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Had a great time here last...
Had a great time here last Friday afternoon.
The Tai girls are back and into having fun.
I got 6 very high contact dances from two of them in shfts,
and left a happy man.
Still the most…
Feb 16, 2006, 3:56 AM
Wiggles
362 W Merritt Island Causeway, Merritt Island, FL 32952, USA
Tiny, dumpy very low end strip...
Tiny, dumpy very low end strip club.
My kind of place!
Very hot brunette bartender was teaching Passion, (thin, black, fun) some pole tricks when I came in. Just her and 2 black dancers in the place.
After…
Oct 14, 2005, 7:46 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
My 2nd this afternoon. Lotta girls,...
My 2nd this afternoon. Lotta girls, lotta hot young ones too.
Wish they would spead out the lapdance area some.
Too crowded to really enjoy it to the max.
Got some great dances from my favorite Kenia, as…
Oct 14, 2005, 7:43 AM
Wiggles
362 W Merritt Island Causeway, Merritt Island, FL 32952, USA
I stopped in late Friday afternoon...
I stopped in late Friday afternoon for a cheep beer and grope.
Both are available here.
There were 4 girls, one new young blond, (a 7 on the local stripper scale), two thin sisters that I…
Sep 3, 2005, 5:43 PM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Sad to hear that Kenia has...
Sad to hear that Kenia has gone home to Thailand for good.
She was gorgeous and gave the best lap dances in town.
I did get some nice dances from one of her friends, small cute…
Aug 27, 2005, 8:49 AM
Ultra Gentlemen's Club
312 S Congress Ave
West Palm Beach, FL 33406
When I walked into T's (thurs...
When I walked into T's (thurs afternoon) I was geeted with the sight of an absolute beauty, lying naked & spread eagled on a rotating stage. Patrons were being encouraged to toss balled up dollar…
Mar 6, 2005, 7:13 PM











