watermonkey

Reviews by watermonkey

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  13 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I stopped by on an afternoon...

  I stopped by on an afternoon after surfing the pier. There were perhaps 7 girls, mostly young, a few appealing. Watched one small young Latina with an awesome butt do some neat pole tricks. I came to...
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  14 years ago
  Evolution

  Palm Bay, Florida
  Was driving by, saw this place...

  Was driving by, saw this place was open so decided to stop in and check it out. Very nice inside, standard shiny strip club decor. Bartender was a young busty girl with a nice booty in...
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  14 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  A recent Saturday afternoon visit found...

  A recent Saturday afternoon visit found this place packed with semi-hotties, you know the 30-40 somethings with a little baggage, a few too many tats, the tired looks, Well there were lots of them....
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  14 years ago
  Wiggles

  Rockledge, Florida
  I stopped by on a wed...

  I stopped by on a wed afternoon, not much has changed. The clubs AC wasn't working so well and the beer was warm The bartender was pretty hot, but the rest of the girls were so...
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  14 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Crowded and smokey as usual. Nice looking...

  Crowded and smokey as usual. Nice looking bartenders, but hard to get her attention. Lots of women of all sorts, most young and pretty hot. $10 lap dances are a bargain, although the song do seem shorter...
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  14 years ago
  The Red Leopard

  Satellite Beach, Florida
  Haven't been here much lately ...

  Haven't been here much lately but will now. The new word here is low cost. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon, maybe 6 girls, 20 guys. First pleasant surprise was the cute bartender. Second was $1.00...
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  14 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I love this place ( Lots...

  I love this place ( Lots of women, $10 dances, reasonably priced alcohol). Afternoon are the ticket, the women are much more seasoned, understand what men want, and work to deliver. I Got a few dances...
• review

  15 years ago
  Playmates

  Cocoa, Florida
  I stopped in on late night...

  I stopped in on late night drive home from business travel, $10 cover, includes a soft drink. On stage was a pretty decent young brunette, slim nice naturals, shaved pussy. Pranced around showing it for dollar tips,...
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  15 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I met up with another of...

  I met up with another of the daytime MILFS. Big blond, medium sized natural tits, a little thick. She grabbed me at the bar and got my attention, off to the dark corner we go. Girl...
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  15 years ago
  Wiggles

  Rockledge, Florida
  They have cleaned up a bit, better...

  They have cleaned up a bit, better lapdance benches with a bit of privacy But still I don't know how this dump managed to attract that stunning redhead Lots of quality ink, a toned body she knows...
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  15 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Sunday afternoon is usually not the...

  Sunday afternoon is usually not the best time to go to a strip club. But this place had some surprisingly hot women working at 2PM. A young blonde dancer onstage when I walked in, pretty face...
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  15 years ago
  Wiggles

  Rockledge, Florida
  The bartender was decent looking, and...

  The bartender was decent looking, and looking dressed to dance. Small dark place, as others have noted. Bar to the left, Mirrored stage at the end, open lapdance area at the right. Bathroom small, but...
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  15 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I don't often come here at...

  I don't often come here at night, and when I do its usually disappointing. Too smokey, too crowded, and the women a mix of too young and dumb or old and hungry. I was surprised by...
• review

  16 years ago
  The Red Leopard

  Satellite Beach, Florida
  I hadn't been here in years. Layout...

  I hadn't been here in years. Layout is unchanged, long bar on one side side, long stage down the middle, private dance area near the front. Beer was 3.5 for a draft, decent looking and...
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  16 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Same news here. This place is...

  Same news here. This place is consistent. The afternoon crew of girls are not extreme beauties, but all are decent and most give good dances. There are even still pool tables that get used...
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  16 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Tessa is an Amazon goddess. AStatuesque...

  Tessa is an Amazon goddess. AStatuesque blonde with bolt ons that are starting to look and feel natural. Her dances are not to be missed. The day shift here is high value for the money. Marts...
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  16 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I walked in just as a...

  I walked in just as a blonde MILFY dancer hopped on stage. She remembered me more than I did her. Funny how often that happens. I sat at the stage, a cute brunette waitress had a...
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  16 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Early Friday night, lots of girls...

  Early Friday night, lots of girls and they are hungry. Grabbing my attention as they know how. My attention and I went back for a couple of full salute lap dances with a cinnamon peach....
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  16 years ago
  Playmates

  Cocoa, Florida
  I stopped by for a rare...

  I stopped by for a rare evening visit last week. Waste of time. $10 cover to get in, just 3 dancers, 2 hefty, 1 decent (maybe a 5). Then $5 more for coke! Got a single $20...
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  16 years ago
  Wiggles

  Rockledge, Florida
  Low end staff and clientel The bartender...

  Low end staff and clientel The bartender was by far the hottest woman in the place, which is probably the only reason there were 6 guys in there. None were paying much attention to the...
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  16 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I stopped again a few times...

  I stopped again a few times in the last few weeks. Mostly the same crew of dancers, in the past it was generally older and more "friendly" dancers in the daytime with younger girls and...
• review

  16 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  Every other month or so I...

  Every other month or so I give this place a try. In the evenings, it's all hustle & smoke, with dozens of hot young girls with eager designs on your wallet. But in the afternoon,...
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  16 years ago
  Playmates

  Cocoa, Florida
  Back to reliable. The woman I've...

  Back to reliable. The woman I've been getting dances from probably couldn't work at too many other clubs around here. Too old (40?) a little thick, country teeth. But the small tits are still...
• review

  17 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I stopped in late on a...

  I stopped in late on a Thursday afternoon. high rating for some real good lap dances. After hanging at the side of the stage and tipping a few girls (a 6 and and an 8,...