Reviews by x_mark

This Showgirls is bigger and better than the other Showgirls in Seattle. Most of the extra space is in the form of a large back room. There is a stage back in the…

I had asked a cabbie to take me to Expose because it was close to my hotel, and he recommended the Yellow Rose. But after trying them both, I had a better time at…

TDs North is almost always a good bet. It has a good atmosphere, it is clean, the dancers are as good-looking and diverse as you will find in New Mexico, and the waitstaff is…

Went to the Gentlemens Club on a Wednesday evening. It was completely dead. Just me and a strange man who spent most of his time writing on a yellow legal pad, sharing a…

The good news: the upstairs is awesome. For $20, the dances are more intimate, with more touching and more nudity. And the $25 fee is not consistently applied. More good news: the…

The Kit Kat Club has a small main room with a large stage in the middle. Several of the dancers the night I was there were incredibly beautiful and sexy. There are two…

My esteem for TD's North only grows with time. I have come to believe it is one of the best values you will ever find in a strip club. TD's has a large…

Definitely the high-class joint in Albuquerque, for what it's worth. That is, it is the best in town (and state), but you won't confuse it with a high-end clubs in Dallas or Tampa.…

Knockouts is a small club downtown on Central, but it always exceeds expectations. There is only a single stage in the center of the club, limited seating, and two areas for $10 private dances…

Fantasy World is an all-nude club (although going bottomless seems to be at the discretion of the dancer) tucked away behind a porn shop. A little seedy, but not nearly as scary as Albuquerque's…

Christie's is a very classy club. It is a fairly large building, two stories with an open architecture in the center. Very airy and it prevents that stuffy feeling you get in a…

I went to Le Girls on a Wednesday, and it was pretty slow. Le Girls is a fairly small club with three stages, and when I was there, the dancers outnumbered the customers.…