TD's Showclub North
6001 Brentwood Pl NE Albuquerque, NM 87109

Definitely the high-class joint in Albuquerque,...

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Jun 10, 2005, 2:47 AM
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Definitely the high-class joint in Albuquerque, for what it's worth. That is, it is the best in town (and state), but you won't confuse it with a high-end clubs in Dallas or Tampa. Still, the quality of dancers is surprisingly high (especially in the summer, when Phoenix-based dancers flee the city, deciding a few $10 dances in Albuquerque is better than no $20 dances at home).

The club has two stages, one large one that sometimes supports two dancers, and one smaller one that opens once the crowds are large enough. Dancers only spend one song per stage, and then circulate. If you sit on the upholstered bench that snakes along the back of the club, you'll never be lonely. Be choosy, or every song will be a lap dance.

The percentage of dancers with big tits is pretty high, and the percentage with obvious boob jobs is surprisingly low. TDs North has dancer contests and similar promotions frequently and I hate 'em. Too much in-your-face DJ, too packed, and too many distracted girls. I always check the marquee, visible from the I25 feeder, and avoid the place on their "special" days.

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