Reviews by arbeeguy

There are seven clubs in the COI. This is clearly the least desirable of the lot. Don't quite understand how they stay in business, when they are so close to Miss Kitty's...

Club is in a seedy neighborhood, but it appears quite safe. Free parking in a lighted area, and a uniformed security guard at the entrance. Twenty dollar cover at 11:30 pm. No...

Nice place. Easy access from I-45. Exit on Gulf Bank Road and drive a mile or so south. It is on the right-hand side of the service road. Confirming that you...

Stayed here about 10 minutes. To be fair, it was on Christmas Eve. But even so, there was nothing appealing about the place. The only dancer I saw was Christine, an...

Minx is IMHO far superior to its two nearby competitors Lumberyard and Big Earl's. Sizewise it falls in the middle. Ambiance and friendlness seem clearly superior to me. Plus it is open...

Seeing quite a few cars in the parking lot, I was surprised to see only one customer and a girl sitting together. Who did all those cars belong to? Maybe there were...

The club has not changed much for years. It is certainly not as bad as you might think from reading the previous reviews. But if that reviewer is used to high mileage...

This place has changed A LITTLE BIT since my last review. I am sad that nobody else has seen fit to review it for several months because we TUSCLers deserve multiple viewpoints. It is...

It's been three months since my last review so I guess its ok to do another one now. Especially since I bring some good news for y'all. One reminder before proceeding: as...

Had a wonderful time here on a Tuesday afternoon. Well actually, I was there for almost eight hours, which is the longest I have ever stayed at a club. Unexpected things just...

On my visit a recent afternoon there were about five dancers rotating on stage, and about the same number of paying customers watching. All the girls were attractive - seven to nine on my...

St Paddies Day and not a whole lot going on in Ames Iowa. Dangerous Curves is even slower than usual, especially for a "Holiday" but remembering it is also a Monday, nothing out...

Since my last review in November some new talent has arrived. Nothing has changed in the layout or the basic operation. All girls that dance on stage will get on your lap...

I recently visited Big Earls on a weeknight between 6:30 and 7 pm. I expected it to be pretty uncrowded at that time of night, and I was correct. I also expected the...

I've written some longer reviews than this one, but I had to tell you that the gradual decline of Dangerous Curves is still in operation. The crowds are pathetically small and (several of)the...

Spent an hour here tonight. No cover charge on a Saturday night, and a large glass of tap beer was $3.25. The waitress was lovely though fully clothed. It has improved a...

No, it is not an escort service. No, it is not a strip club. Like Spicedel said, it is a lingerie/lotion/jack shack. Call it any one of those things. The girl...

Pretty disappointing experience on a Saturday afternoon. Girls were not bad looking, but they sure did lack energy. Only two girls working, and they seemed quite indifferent to the customers. The...

Blush is a nude club, and my visit was very pleasant. I arrived early last Saturday afternoon, there was no bouncer and no cover charge, and I was the only customer in the...

The time of day can have a lot of effect on a strip club's rating. I was very disappointed in the Acropolis, because during the time that I was there, I could not get...

My rating for Jiggles is probably one or two points higher because of my negative experiences in several Portland clubs. Portland really does enforce the Air Dance Law, and that is the reason I...

I recently dropped in on the Club Cabaret around 8 pm. My initial experience was similar to Clark Kent, except I just paid the cover and went on in. Absolutely zero dancers...

First I should tell you I am an old white guy who gets along fine with black guys and gals. I recently made two visits to Soft Touch - first around suppertime and...

I actually ended up at Penthouse Club by accident one afternoon because I was on the freeway I-64 and went the wrong way on Rte 3. I actually wanted to go to Brooklyn,...