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Reviews by arbeeguy

  • review
    15 years ago
    Bliss Showgirls
    13217 Valley Blvd La Puente, CA 91746
    There are seven clubs in the...
    There are seven clubs in the COI. This is clearly the least desirable of the lot. Don't quite understand how they stay in business, when they are so close to Miss Kitty's...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Zona Rosa Cabaret
    9797 Jensen Dr, Houston, TX 77093, USA*
    Club is in a seedy neighborhood,...
    Club is in a seedy neighborhood, but it appears quite safe. Free parking in a lighted area, and a uniformed security guard at the entrance. Twenty dollar cover at 11:30 pm. No...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Fantasy Plaza
    1200 N Fwy Service Rd, Houston, TX 77088, USA*
    Nice place. Easy access from...
    Nice place. Easy access from I-45. Exit on Gulf Bank Road and drive a mile or so south. It is on the right-hand side of the service road. Confirming that you...
  • review
    16 years ago
    "D" Spot Gentlemen's Club
    9003 North Fwy Houston, TX 77037
    Stayed here about 10 minutes. ...
    Stayed here about 10 minutes. To be fair, it was on Christmas Eve. But even so, there was nothing appealing about the place. The only dancer I saw was Christine, an...
  • review
    16 years ago
    The Minx Show Palace
    1510 NE Broadway Ave Des Moines, IA 50313
    Minx is IMHO far superior to...
    Minx is IMHO far superior to its two nearby competitors Lumberyard and Big Earl's. Sizewise it falls in the middle. Ambiance and friendlness seem clearly superior to me. Plus it is open...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Big Earl's Goldmine
    4745 NW 2nd St Des Moines, IA 50313
    Seeing quite a few cars in...
    Seeing quite a few cars in the parking lot, I was surprised to see only one customer and a girl sitting together. Who did all those cars belong to? Maybe there were...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Outer Limits
    6560 NE 14th St Des Moines, IA 50313
    The club has not changed much...
    The club has not changed much for years. It is certainly not as bad as you might think from reading the previous reviews. But if that reviewer is used to high mileage...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Dangerous Curves
    111 5th St Ames, IA 50010
    This place has changed A LITTLE...
    This place has changed A LITTLE BIT since my last review. I am sad that nobody else has seen fit to review it for several months because we TUSCLers deserve multiple viewpoints. It is...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Dangerous Curves
    111 5th St Ames, IA 50010
    It's been three months since my...
    It's been three months since my last review so I guess its ok to do another one now. Especially since I bring some good news for y'all. One reminder before proceeding: as...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Centerfolds Houston
    6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
    Had a wonderful time here on...
    Had a wonderful time here on a Tuesday afternoon. Well actually, I was there for almost eight hours, which is the longest I have ever stayed at a club. Unexpected things just...
  • review
    16 years ago
    The Minx Show Palace
    1510 NE Broadway Ave Des Moines, IA 50313
    On my visit a recent afternoon...
    On my visit a recent afternoon there were about five dancers rotating on stage, and about the same number of paying customers watching. All the girls were attractive - seven to nine on my...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Dangerous Curves
    111 5th St Ames, IA 50010
    St Paddies Day and not a...
    St Paddies Day and not a whole lot going on in Ames Iowa. Dangerous Curves is even slower than usual, especially for a "Holiday" but remembering it is also a Monday, nothing out...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Outer Limits
    6560 NE 14th St Des Moines, IA 50313
    Since my last review in November...
    Since my last review in November some new talent has arrived. Nothing has changed in the layout or the basic operation. All girls that dance on stage will get on your lap...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Big Earl's Goldmine
    4745 NW 2nd St Des Moines, IA 50313
    I recently visited Big Earls on...
    I recently visited Big Earls on a weeknight between 6:30 and 7 pm. I expected it to be pretty uncrowded at that time of night, and I was correct. I also expected the...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Dangerous Curves
    111 5th St Ames, IA 50010
    I've written some longer reviews than...
    I've written some longer reviews than this one, but I had to tell you that the gradual decline of Dangerous Curves is still in operation. The crowds are pathetically small and (several of)the...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Ossy's Show Club
    1215 Plaza Dr Carroll, IA 51401
    Spent an hour here tonight. No...
    Spent an hour here tonight. No cover charge on a Saturday night, and a large glass of tap beer was $3.25. The waitress was lovely though fully clothed. It has improved a...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Private Pleasures
    10813 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219
    No, it is not an escort...
    No, it is not an escort service. No, it is not a strip club. Like Spicedel said, it is a lingerie/lotion/jack shack. Call it any one of those things. The girl...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Riverside Corral
    545 SE Tacoma St Portland, OR 97202
    Pretty disappointing experience on a Saturday...
    Pretty disappointing experience on a Saturday afternoon. Girls were not bad looking, but they sure did lack energy. Only two girls working, and they seemed quite indifferent to the customers. The...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Blush
    5231A SE 19th Ave, Portland, OR 97202, USA*
    Blush is a nude club, and...
    Blush is a nude club, and my visit was very pleasant. I arrived early last Saturday afternoon, there was no bouncer and no cover charge, and I was the only customer in the...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Acropolis
    8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
    The time of day can have...
    The time of day can have a lot of effect on a strip club's rating. I was very disappointed in the Acropolis, because during the time that I was there, I could not get...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Jiggles
    7455 SW Nyberg St Tualatin, OR 97062
    My rating for Jiggles is probably...
    My rating for Jiggles is probably one or two points higher because of my negative experiences in several Portland clubs. Portland really does enforce the Air Dance Law, and that is the reason I...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Club Cabaret
    1047 North Main St Creve Coeur, IL, 61610
    I recently dropped in on the...
    I recently dropped in on the Club Cabaret around 8 pm. My initial experience was similar to Clark Kent, except I just paid the cover and went on in. Absolutely zero dancers...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Soft Touch
    4201 St Clair Ave, East St Louis, IL 62203, USA*
    First I should tell you I...
    First I should tell you I am an old white guy who gets along fine with black guys and gals. I recently made two visits to Soft Touch - first around suppertime and...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Diamond Cabaret
    1401 Mississippi Ave Sauget, IL 62201
    I actually ended up at Penthouse...
    I actually ended up at Penthouse Club by accident one afternoon because I was on the freeway I-64 and went the wrong way on Rte 3. I actually wanted to go to Brooklyn,...