Reviews by scatterbrain

Your on the scene reporter here at Penthouse. My first time here and this reporter is underwhelmed. I've been to other Penthouse clubs (Denver, Detroit) and this one is just awful. Club itself is nice…

I had to check out the reopened Playhouse on a layover in the Motor City. Club has been refreshed but looks pretty much the same. Unfortunately there''s only 4 dancers and two aren't worth a…

It's been quite awhile since I've been at this club. The layout and the fees haven't changed much over the years. But the dancer selection has certainly gone downhill. Most we're decidedly overweight and a…

I'm a business traveler and this was my first time in this club. I point out the traveler part because it became clearly obvious that this place is a locals hangout. Clientele was a tad…

I'm sitting here reflecting on a Friday night visit to what I consider to be the #1 club in the country. I usually don't get in on a Friday, so many of the dancers were…

I normally don't review the same club two nights in a row, but I'm making an exception in this case because of the great time I had on night two. Obviously, nothing changed from one…

Went to Sapphire's on a Fall Friday night. I arrived around 6pm, having just missed happy hour so my Maker's Mark was $17. And that's after paying the $33 door fee... $50, and…

I arrived at this club around 8pm. Valet parking was $7, cover was $10, my martini was $15.50 ( spendy)...expensive start. The club layout has been described before, no changes there. Until about…

I noticed in the reviews for this club, there are very few if any for Mondays. Unfortunate for me since my latest visit was a Monday evening. I arrived around 8:30pm and the…

My first visit to this club, so I was at a disadvantage. I couldn't just blend in and take it all in since I was only one of about five customers all night. I arrived…

I think I now know why Atlantis is so large. I was in the club on Thursday night and one of the dancers told me they were planning on moving the tables out for a…

Arrived at FC around 1pm. My intention was to grab some lunch before I had to get the a late afternoon flight. I enjoyed a great filet mignon and a decent (not great) Cabernet at…

I should have stuck with my instincts and gone to Flight Club, but I wanted a change of scenery so I though I'd give Landing Strip a try. Seems this was a mistake.…

I find myself drawn to this club given the weak clubs in the Chicago area. My previous visits have been quite hit or miss, but this particular trip was quite memorable but expensive. I arrived…

ONe of the worst club visits of all time. I went on a Monday night after trying the more reliable Players Club (unfortunately that club is indeed closed now on Mondays). I arrived…

I haven't been to Mitchell Bros for quite some time (ie years), but I had to see if anything's changed. The layout of the club has been covered before, but it seems to have a…

I've bento this club a few times before. Only thing that seems to change are the dancers. I didn't see any of the dancers that I "made friends" with previously. The lineup was decidedly younger…

First time at this club north of Miami. Te layout of the club is pretty good with four (maybe 5) bars and six TVs strategically placed. And yes, one did indeed have the Playboy channel…

It's been quite a long time since I've been to HBs, but I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight so i thought I'd give it a try. I now remember…

Had a few hours to kill before a flight so I tried Cheetah's because of the supposed value. But this club has seen it's better days and might be reserved for local regulars. Indeed the…

After a disappointing trial at Cheetah's I came went down the street to SR to regroup and enjoy all that Vegas has to offer. This club reminds me a lot of Baby Dolls in Dallas…

First time at Club O. I thought I'd give it a try but was very disappointed. The club itself if quite nice and the bartender was quite nice. That's about as far as the goodness…

I came to this club after a disappointing experience at Club O. For a Wednesday night, it was quite busy. The club itself is huge with a main stage that seems like it's a football…

So I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight home and I thought I'd check out this club that's very close to the airport. The club itself is quite nice with…

First timer in this club 30 minutes south of Chicago. The club itself is quite large with a main stage that has a Parthenon feel with tall white columns beside the pole. There are…