Reviews by smoothjimiapollo

After a unrewarding visit to Bobbie's I headed to J's to try my luck . After my eyes adjusted I could see there was maybe 6 girls working this night . One imidiately caught my…

I went here back when they 1st opened as The Boxx . Pulled into the parking lot & was immediately shook down for $10 (Or was it $20 ?) for parking . (Little head ,…

I was in the nieghborhood & hadn't been to Bobby's in a minute . My steering wheel had a mind of its own, next thing I knew I'm in the parking lot . Might be…

I've been driving past Allure for a while now and seeing there sign for $10 dollar dances in the afternoon . My number one strip club rule is: NO STRiPCLUBS WiTH VALET PARKiNG . It…

Stop in on about 9:30 on a Wednesday , sat near the main stage . The crowd was sparse and so was the amount of dancers (About 7 girls) Waitress came right over…

Stopped in Bobbys after a long absence.. Didn't know they moved to a new location . Dances are less private then before if you can believe it . But on the plus side , the…

Went back to Carbondale for an SIU reunion. Made a late night run to the DeSoto, stop in here about Midnight. Five dollar cove and beers were Three bucks(I think)Only a handful of dancers on…

Stopped in during the middle of the week, around 11:30pm or so. The lot seemed a little quiet so I figured what the hell. First off, who is the really young & skinny chick who's…

The place is enormous, in space and decor it would upset a club goer that a strip bar would be this much more decorated than their fav clubs. Someone put alot of thought into…

Bobby's is still around but the quality of the dancers has really gone down in the past couple of years. What was once arguably the best bar in the area is now one of the…

I've been to this place a couple of times & was very satisfied with my experience. 90% of the dancers are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and a few of them need to work out a little…

Back in the day (the 90's) Kenny May's was the only game in town.Wall to wall people 20-30 dancers & some of the more aggressive lappers of the day. Stopped in recently and this place…

Allstar's talent takes more of a rollercoaster ride then most clubs.Sometimes you walk in there & you need your head on a pivot to keep track of all the potential lappers walking the club.Other times…

My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda mixed. The women are gorgeous, but it is expensive to get in, non-alchoholic (which doesn't bother me), and the dances are just okay. They table dance, no grinding, but…

Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic.... And I mean…

Club O + 360 - the super hot chicks = Club 360. The place has the classic club feel, lots of tables and low comfortable chairs.I went there early to avoid the cover so I…

Weird club.Place looks like an 80's strip club museum.All these crazy rooms with glass just like a museum.There's a steak house lookin' room,a barbershop(?!?) and a pool room.Lot of Nagel prints to give it that…

Bobby's is like most fashion show places the quality of both the looks of the dancers & quality of the dances changes day to day,sometimes hour to hour! The one thing Bobby's have going for…

Every once in while K.M. can suprise you, but 90% this place is just plane lame.1 to 3 girls, very uninspired & 3 - 6 on the looks side.Like I say if you there on…