smoothjimiapollo

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Reviews by smoothjimiapollo

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  6 years ago
  J's Bar & Grill

  Northlake, Illinois
  Beware of falsies (Not what your thinking)

  After a unrewarding visit to Bobbie's I headed to J's to try my luck . After my eyes adjusted I could see there was maybe 6 girls working this night . One imidiately caught...
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  6 years ago

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  FLAP3000
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  7 years ago
  Sky11

  Harvey, Illinois
  Lack in The Boxx

  I went here back when they 1st opened as The Boxx . Pulled into the parking lot & was immediately shook down for $10 (Or was it $20 ?) for parking . (Little head...
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  7 years ago

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  MasterT71
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  8 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  I was in the nieghborhood &...

  I was in the nieghborhood & hadn't been to Bobby's in a minute . My steering wheel had a mind of its own, next thing I knew I'm in the parking lot . Might...
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  8 years ago

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  cookiemon
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  9 years ago
  Club Allure Chicago

  Bellwood, Illinois
  There's no such thing as a cheap lap dance .

  I've been driving past Allure for a while now and seeing there sign for $10 dollar dances in the afternoon . My number one strip club rule is: NO STRiPCLUBS WiTH VALET PARKiNG ....
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  9 years ago

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  theDirkDiggler
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  9 years ago
  Sky11

  Harvey, Illinois
  Stop in on about 9:30 on...

  Stop in on about 9:30 on a Wednesday , sat near the main stage . The crowd was sparse and so was the amount of dancers (About 7 girls) Waitress came right over...
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  10 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Stopped in Bobbys after a long...

  Stopped in Bobbys after a long absence.. Didn't know they moved to a new location . Dances are less private then before if you can believe it . But on the plus side ,...
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  14 years ago
  The Gallery

  Murphysboro, Illinois
  Went back to Carbondale for an...

  Went back to Carbondale for an SIU reunion. Made a late night run to the DeSoto, stop in here about Midnight. Five dollar cove and beers were Three bucks(I think)Only a handful of dancers...
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  16 years ago
  Playpen

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Stopped in during the middle of...

  Stopped in during the middle of the week, around 11:30pm or so. The lot seemed a little quiet so I figured what the hell. First off, who is the really young & skinny chick...
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  17 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  The place is enormous, in space...

  The place is enormous, in space and decor it would upset a club goer that a strip bar would be this much more decorated than their fav clubs. Someone put alot of thought...
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  17 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Bobby's is still around but the...

  Bobby's is still around but the quality of the dancers has really gone down in the past couple of years. What was once arguably the best bar in the area is now one of...
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  17 years ago
  Allstar's Gentlemens Club

  Northlake, Illinois
  I've been to this place a...

  I've been to this place a couple of times & was very satisfied with my experience. 90% of the dancers are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and a few of them need to work out a...
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  18 years ago
  Kenny May's

  Hammond, Indiana
  Back in the day (the 90's)...

  Back in the day (the 90's) Kenny May's was the only game in town.Wall to wall people 20-30 dancers & some of the more aggressive lappers of the day. Stopped in recently and this...
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  18 years ago
  Allstar's Gentlemens Club

  Northlake, Illinois
  Allstar's talent takes more of a...

  Allstar's talent takes more of a rollercoaster ride then most clubs.Sometimes you walk in there & you need your head on a pivot to keep track of all the potential lappers walking the club.Other...
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  19 years ago
  Diamonds

  West Chicago, Illinois
  My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda...

  My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda mixed. The women are gorgeous, but it is expensive to get in, non-alchoholic (which doesn't bother me), and the dances are just okay. They table dance, no grinding,...
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  19 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Just this weekend I went to...

  Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic.... And I...
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  19 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Club O + 360 - the...

  Club O + 360 - the super hot chicks = Club 360. The place has the classic club feel, lots of tables and low comfortable chairs.I went there early to avoid the cover so...
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  20 years ago
  Club Cabaret

  Creve Coeur, Illinois
  Weird club.Place looks like an 80's...

  Weird club.Place looks like an 80's strip club museum.All these crazy rooms with glass just like a museum.There's a steak house lookin' room,a barbershop(?!?) and a pool room.Lot of Nagel prints to give it...
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  20 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Bobby's is like most fashion show...

  Bobby's is like most fashion show places the quality of both the looks of the dancers & quality of the dances changes day to day,sometimes hour to hour! The one thing Bobby's have going...
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  21 years ago
  Kenny May's

  Hammond, Indiana
  Every once in while K.M. can...

  Every once in while K.M. can suprise you, but 90% this place is just plane lame.1 to 3 girls, very uninspired & 3 - 6 on the looks side.Like I say if you there...