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Reviews by smoothjimiapollo

  • review
    5 years ago
    J's Bar & Grill
    2101 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60164
    Beware of falsies (Not what your thinking)
    After a unrewarding visit to Bobbie's I headed to J's to try my luck . After my eyes adjusted I could see there was maybe 6 girls working this night . One imidiately caught...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Sky11
    16700 S Halsted St Harvey, IL 60426
    Lack in The Boxx
    I went here back when they 1st opened as The Boxx . Pulled into the parking lot & was immediately shook down for $10 (Or was it $20 ?) for parking . (Little head...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    I was in the nieghborhood &...
    I was in the nieghborhood & hadn't been to Bobby's in a minute . My steering wheel had a mind of its own, next thing I knew I'm in the parking lot . Might...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Club Allure Chicago
    4101 W Lake St, Stone Park, IL 60165, USA*
    There's no such thing as a cheap lap dance .
    I've been driving past Allure for a while now and seeing there sign for $10 dollar dances in the afternoon . My number one strip club rule is: NO STRiPCLUBS WiTH VALET PARKiNG ....
  • review
    9 years ago
    Sky11
    16700 S Halsted St Harvey, IL 60426
    Stop in on about 9:30 on...
    Stop in on about 9:30 on a Wednesday , sat near the main stage . The crowd was sparse and so was the amount of dancers (About 7 girls) Waitress came right over...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    Stopped in Bobbys after a long...
    Stopped in Bobbys after a long absence.. Didn't know they moved to a new location . Dances are less private then before if you can believe it . But on the plus side ,...
  • review
    14 years ago
    The Gallery
    16130 US-51, De Soto, IL 62924, USA*
    Went back to Carbondale for an...
    Went back to Carbondale for an SIU reunion. Made a late night run to the DeSoto, stop in here about Midnight. Five dollar cove and beers were Three bucks(I think)Only a handful of dancers...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Playpen
    1536 Mannheim Rd Stone Park, IL 60165
    Stopped in during the middle of...
    Stopped in during the middle of the week, around 11:30pm or so. The lot seemed a little quiet so I figured what the hell. First off, who is the really young & skinny chick...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Atlantis
    1897 E Lincoln Hwy Ford Heights, IL 60411
    The place is enormous, in space...
    The place is enormous, in space and decor it would upset a club goer that a strip bar would be this much more decorated than their fav clubs. Someone put alot of thought...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    Bobby's is still around but the...
    Bobby's is still around but the quality of the dancers has really gone down in the past couple of years. What was once arguably the best bar in the area is now one of...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Allstar's Gentlemens Club
    11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
    I've been to this place a...
    I've been to this place a couple of times & was very satisfied with my experience. 90% of the dancers are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and a few of them need to work out a...
  • review
    18 years ago
    Kenny May's
    6620 US-41, Hammond, IN 46324, USA
    Back in the day (the 90's)...
    Back in the day (the 90's) Kenny May's was the only game in town.Wall to wall people 20-30 dancers & some of the more aggressive lappers of the day. Stopped in recently and this...
  • review
    18 years ago
    Allstar's Gentlemens Club
    11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
    Allstar's talent takes more of a...
    Allstar's talent takes more of a rollercoaster ride then most clubs.Sometimes you walk in there & you need your head on a pivot to keep track of all the potential lappers walking the club.Other...
  • review
    18 years ago
    Diamonds
    31W576 E N Ave, West Chicago, IL 60185, USA
    My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda...
    My thoughts on Diamonds are kinda mixed. The women are gorgeous, but it is expensive to get in, non-alchoholic (which doesn't bother me), and the dances are just okay. They table dance, no grinding,...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Heavenly Bodies
    1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
    Just this weekend I went to...
    Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic.... And I...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Club 390
    390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411
    Club O + 360 - the...
    Club O + 360 - the super hot chicks = Club 360. The place has the classic club feel, lots of tables and low comfortable chairs.I went there early to avoid the cover so...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Club Cabaret
    1047 North Main St Creve Coeur, IL, 61610
    Weird club.Place looks like an 80's...
    Weird club.Place looks like an 80's strip club museum.All these crazy rooms with glass just like a museum.There's a steak house lookin' room,a barbershop(?!?) and a pool room.Lot of Nagel prints to give it...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    Bobby's is like most fashion show...
    Bobby's is like most fashion show places the quality of both the looks of the dancers & quality of the dances changes day to day,sometimes hour to hour! The one thing Bobby's have going...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Kenny May's
    6620 US-41, Hammond, IN 46324, USA
    Every once in while K.M. can...
    Every once in while K.M. can suprise you, but 90% this place is just plane lame.1 to 3 girls, very uninspired & 3 - 6 on the looks side.Like I say if you there...