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Reviews

review
published 10 mos ago
Topless private dances
reviewed by
adam_s

7.0

This club is really focused on VIP dances, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. I've been here 4 times and although the flyers advertise $20 dances, the girls always ask to go to the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A bar with lots of (older) girls
reviewed by
adam_s

5.7

This place looks and feels much more like a bar than a strip club. There were no girls dancing. Most of the seating is at tables that can sit about 4 people, with girls waiting…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Grinding again
reviewed by
adam_s

6.3

Place was empty when I walked in at 6:00. No girls and 3 bored-looking guys waiting. I felt like asking for a refund and leaving, but more girls quickly arrived. When I took 1 back…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Like a neighborhood bar
reviewed by
adam_s

5.0

The place reminds of a neighborhood bar: the strippers seemed to know some of the customers, while other customers ignored the strippers entirely. Surprisingly, none of the strippers tried to approach me, even though…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Dive, Spanish speaking only
reviewed by
adam_s

3.3

I was hoping this would be like Club Fantasy or La Grand, but it's very much a neighborhood, Spanish-speaking only place. The night I went, there were several men playing pool and only one girl…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Probably better if you can speak Spanish
reviewed by
adam_s

7.0

I walk past this place every time I'm in the Zona (it's hard to miss) and finally decided to go in. The place had maybe 5 customers and 15 girls, which left me with a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Still my fantasy
reviewed by
adam_s

7.3

Recently went back here after a few years away. The main change is that there are more white American girls, though there's still a large contingent of Latinas and also many from Eastern Europe. The…

review
published 9 yrs ago
no stage show
reviewed by
adam_s

7.7

This club is a slightly longer walk from the border than La Tarantula. Compared to Tarantula, the club itself looks cleaner and higher-class with hotter girls, but there was no stage show when I went…

review
published 10 yrs ago
The nickname is "LA grind," which...
reviewed by
adam_s

6.7

The nickname is "LA grind," which is pretty accurate. I arrived at 7 on a Tuesday, finding 6 pretty Latina girls sitting on couches. I checked out a petite brunette who called herself Maria and…

review
published 10 yrs ago
As the names suggests, this place...
reviewed by
adam_s

8.7

As the names suggests, this place is set up like a regular bar rather than an elaborate strip club. It just happens to be a bar where you can have your pick of any of…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I was there on a Wednesday...
reviewed by
adam_s

7.0

I was there on a Wednesday night, but it was packed with both customers and dancers, I think because a convention was in town. That's good in one sense: a lot of girls to look…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Hostess clubs are an interesting alternative...
reviewed by
adam_s

8.0

Hostess clubs are an interesting alternative to strip clubs, and this is the best of them, but there are a few things to watch out for. Like hostess clubs generally, it's a great place if…