Reviews

12 reviews by lap_vp

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Not what it used to be

Pizza got a minor upgrade. So there's that, I guess. Sad that the first comment I can think about is the crummy free pizza is a bit less crummy than it used to be. Girls don't…

7 yrs ago1

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Well, they've finally upgraded the TVs...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Well, they've finally upgraded the TVs to all flat-panel HD. Yes, until very recently they had tube TVs with SD. The menu has been upgraded as well. I'd say the food is actually a bit better…

13 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Thought I'd re-review this club... First of...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Thought I'd re-review this club... First of all, the owner is back. This is freaking out the help as he's very detail-minded and obsesses about things that are frankly not important. So, if you've noticed the…

13 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Like others have mentioned, there are...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Like others have mentioned, there are now private dance rooms. These are small rooms with a bench or a chair in them with a sheer curtain that the dancer pulls back. In the VIP room,…

16 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Well holy $(*&@... They added lighting to...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Well holy $(*&@... They added lighting to the parking lot about a month ago... ...and now they're updating the inside! Let's face it, this place has been a dump, management hasn't spent a dime on it, and…

16 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I've been a few times recently,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've been a few times recently, and things are going downhill a bit. The crowds are lower than they have been, and if there's bad weather or a big sports even going on, there aren't…

16 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Ugh - there is now a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Ugh - there is now a cash register in the downstairs VIP room. Not sure what's up with that, but you don't pay, the dancers do. There are also usually 3 staff people in the…

17 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Sadly, the economy is really impacting...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Sadly, the economy is really impacting this place, and not in a good way. Attendance is way way down, and those that do still show up are spending quite a bit less. The dancers are…

17 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This clue is pretty good and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This clue is pretty good and can be bad at the same time. On the good side, the cover is $10 and that includes food and inexpensive drinks (free soda, 50 cent domestic bottles). Waitresses…

19 yrs ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Was here about a week ago....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Was here about a week ago. Hadn't been in SD for about a year or so, they've made some changes in the back. Now both passion pits are curtained off from the rest of the…

20 yrs ago

Diamonds

West Chicago, IL

Re-visited Diamonds a few times after...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Re-visited Diamonds a few times after my first review, but, sad to say, the first time was the best by far. All of the subsequent visits were less fun - it was the same dancers each…

21 yrs ago

Diamonds

West Chicago, IL

Was there last Friday night, this...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Was there last Friday night, this is one of the very few clubs in the Chicago area. It's fully nude, but bouncers are EVERYWHERE and there's almost no hanky-panky as far as I can tell…

21 yrs ago