Reviews by the mighty quinn

Pretty rare for me to hit up Pandoras on a Saturday. But the stars aligned, and the opportunity presented itself. Walked in the club early afternoon. The layout hasn’t changed. One main stage in a...

not many customers in the club when I stop by early afternoon. Layloni, Monse, Paisley, Sativa, and Anya were there. I will say that since reopening after Covid forced the club to shut down,...

Settling I was thinking of heading to one club, but when I went to text a dancer, she had some things come up and wasn’t coming in to work today. Sent a text to a...

Drove by Deja Vu and recognized a few cars. I had cash in my pocket and free time so stopped in. It's been recommended to visit the club website and get one...

If you seen one Deja Vu you've seen them all. Big box like building. Hot pink and white awning around the building. But inside it doesn't feel like a big club....

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by looking down...

I was in the area and stopped by. This isn't the nicest part of Seattle but I'd rather visit here than a club in the industrial area. This isn't my normal club...

Went to Pandoras Friday afternoon. Got there right after 1 PM. Paid $15 to get in and get a Coke and then took a seat. Odd that some old guy wearing a baseball cap...

I found myself further north than normal. I also found myself hearing a rumor a dancer I used to like might be there. Nearby, had some free time, so I slid into the déjà...

Stopped in Pandoras Friday afternoon. Looks like something it happened in the parking lot. There was a big truck in the back cleaning up the lot. Made it a little difficult to park. Inside I...

Popped in early Saturday afternoon. Looked like another new waitress was working. Kind of cute with full body suit. There were not many guys there. After she got me into the club and...

I had been resisting visiting Sugars. This back and forth between curious about a new place but not wanting to risk it when other clubs are sure things has been in my head...

Of the clubs in the Puget Sound area, Pandora’s might be the most consistent. I haven’t gone here and not known I would have a good time. You walk in, the waitress hostess...

Made a trip to Pandora’s early on a Friday afternoon. Pay the $15 to get in and to get a Coke. For those not familiar with Seattle clubs or Pandoras in particular, the club...

I was near Pandoras with cash on hand but knew a dancer I liked to see wasn't going to be working today... briefly thought about not making a visit but almost as if my...

Young guy at work gets called up for National Guard duty. Happens to be his birthday weekend. We decide to head up a strip club to send off. The Stars clubs, there are a few...

If you’re one of those that needs numbers / statistics, there were 5 to 10 dancers when I got in. The hipster guy manager wasn’t working. Neither was the AA waitress who is...

Friday I was running some errands and found myself finished early so Pandoras seem to call my name. I arrive at the club about 2:30 PM. I don’t remember seeing the parking lot this...

The club layout has been discussed over and over again and not feeling the need to rehash that. I have some time on my hands and decided it would be a good...

It seems like the days of going to Pandoras when the club opens and having a good time are now a thing of the past. Or at least not consistent like it used to...

Since I did not enjoy my Pandoras visit and I had extra time on my hands, I decided I could check out Kittens. Early afternoon might’ve been seven dancers working. The reputation for this place...

I’ve always thought stripclubs around holidays are hit and miss. There is always a potential some of your favorites will be taking their normal days off and girls from other chefs will be filling...

Found myself in the area with cash in hand and some free time. Decided I would go check things out at Pandoras. Masks required. Temps taken at the door. I my...

I was driving north on 99e / McLoughlin Blvd and noticed the Gold Club. This used to be a Dolphin Club and as far as Portland area clubs go, it was pretty good....