Reviews by the mighty quinn

The place was all decked out for Halloween. They did a really good job with tons of webs and things all over the place. It must have been new because some of the…

Not the type of place you expect to find in a city. It's rather small. The building is neglected. It's in Ballard (which I heard is up and coming but I still think of…

Its a rarity for me to be in Seattle on a Saturday and even rarer to stop in a club. Came in and was greeted by a very attractive hostess / waitress. Wow…

I had been up in Seattle for the 4th and decided that time with the family was over. Fireworks and BBQs with other people's kids was getting old and I needed a break.…

Was up in Seattle so decided to make a quick stop in. I learned before I got there that the dancer I wanted to see wasn't in today. I wasn't there long before…

Maybe its just me but I'm still amazed how much of an impact the fall of the Talent West clubs had on the entire Puget Sound Strip Club world. A lot of us are…

Was staying next door and my female co-worked decided we "had" to go. Very nice club. Much better than most places I've seen in the Pac NW. Fairly typical selection of Oregon microbrews. Now Oregon…

Was down for work and happened past. Thought, heck I got some time and this little town was boring so I might as well pop in. I have to remember is a small…

Was staying next door and my co-worked decided we "had" to go. Very nice club. Much better than most places I've seen in the Pac NW. Fairly typical selection of Oregon microbrews.…

To physically knock a club's appearance and upkeep is sometimes laughable. Like the owners are really focused on fixing their parking lot or touch up paint on signage. Just a warning, you'll do…

All the talks about the remodel are correct. Club is much smaller. The VIP / lapdance area is improved; darker and much more private. Girls have learned to take advantage of this.…

Just an odd location. If you aren't careful, you'll spend right past it. Parking lot is a pain but how many strip clubs have good access? North Seattle / Ballard clubs are…

I will always contend that in Seattle there are two kinds of clubs, ones you go to for dances and ones you go to hang out in. Centerfolds, Sands, Pandora's are all "for dances"…

This club may be the nicest, best appearing club in the area. And they have, on average, the better looking and younger dancers. Down side is, they're a far cry from the old…

First, this was the most dancers that I've ever seen at Centerfolds, maybe 7. I've been in before when there was 1 dancer working (actually sitting and playing on their phone). The doorman…

The more often I come here, the less I think it's a strip club. More like a restaurant with nude entertainment. Cheap eats and friends wanting to go keep getting me to come…

As far as upkeep and overall look, this might be one of the nicer Seattle area clubs. Easy to chill with some friends here and waste a few hours looking at and flirting with…

Decided to check Pandora's out again. Layout seems like an old Talent's West styled club. I agree with other reviews, the older lady manager isn't anything to look at. SCARY. Ran…

Love when the door man tells you exactly what's going on. "There are three girls here. ____ is busy... _____ is about to get busy. Is there someone you're looking for?"…

For decor and layout, this might be the best club in Seattle currently. Its not a shack that you're scared to sit down in and terrified of what might come crawling out of the…

OK the looks of the club is awful. Like it hasn't had anything done to the outside in ages. I imagine is was a furniture store or something in days passed. But…

I guess this is a place you can put on your list if you're out with some peeps strip-club hopping. Its not a great place by any means and would not be my choice…

OK strip clubs in all states are not created equal. Washington, mainly Puget Sound area, clubs are on average nicer looking and maintained compared to Oregon, mainly Portland and Willamette Valley area. Perhaps…

OK on the surface, this looks like one of the nicest clubs in the PDX area. It's not a run down shack with weather-beaten siding and half lit signs out front. Parking lot…

Its always good when a dancer thinks she knows you. You move right past that develop trust stage. Cute girl approaches me. I hate the fact I can rarely hear names in…